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Lisa

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  1. Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives at the mall, you should get one.
  2. Sorry, I can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke.
  3. Hey your village called they want you back by 6!
  4. Yeah she has wicked body and love her boobs.
  5. Guys. 1. Bogdan 2. Tibor 3. Marco 4. Robert 5. Daniel 6. Tim 7. Will 8. Sasha 9. Nick 10. Ricky
  6. Girls: 1. Linda 2. Nelly 3. Lana 4. Eva 5. Stesha 6. Martina 7. Kamila 8. Kitty 9. Maya 10. Regina
  7. A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home 4 hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife "sleepily" sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache." "Certainly, honey," he said. Feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the pharmacist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?" "Yeah, sure. So?" said the officer. "Well, what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the fire Chief?"
  8. I like them but not to many. She does look hot with them.
  9. Not me I'm afraid. Leora won't change as long as she has people watching her and thinking she is Queen. Haha
  10. Yeah Tim makes me sick, but do like Zoi she is quite nice and do like the look of her friend.
  11. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? 1- After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. 2- A dog only takes a couple of months to train. Mom took little Johnny to the doctors for lacerations on his penis. Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?" Johnny: "It's that damn neighbour girl, Susie. Her braces are too sharp.
  12. Husband: "Want a quickie?" Wife: "As apposed to what?" What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband? Miss her, pity her.
  13. Not seen much so far but if they are like some on CC, wouldn't have the balls either.
  14. Shouldn't expect any less best way to introduce yourself.
  15. Yeah agree but you are always going to get some that want more and know as much as they can about them.
  16. If you enjoy masturbation VH is so much better
  17. I do it daily but everyone is different.
  18. I am naked most of the time at home but know what you mean hehe. Doing what Leora does is not normal and yeah you are better watching others.
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