Lisa

Liverpool

I'm sure most do it for the Cams because that is part of being on RLC, but they two do seem to make it look more obvious by the way they position themselves. But better than watching nothing.

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, " How long are your flights from America to England? " The woman on the other end of the phone says, " Just a minute... " The blonde says, " Thanks! " and hangs up the phone.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month.

Husband: Call Ambulance, Fast! I am having a heart attack... Wife: ( Grabs his Mobile ) " Quick!! Tell me the password!! " Husband: It's ok, I am feeling better now!!

Were they all nude apart from her?

Not all of us.

Tank Girl.

Sliver.

Bear has cheeky smile on his face

Great Name.

Jackie Brown.

Exciting.

Dirty Dancing.

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Little April was not the best student in sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, " IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE! " The teacher fainted.

Yes I have and feels great.

Sorry him, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.

Don't have me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

Who is the girl staying with them? She is cute

Girls: Guys: 1: Layla 1: Jeff 2: Anna 2: Drew 3: Violet 3: Stas 4: Bree 4: Eric 5: Alice 5: Alex

Kitten.

You make guys on Jackass look like Einstein.