Shadow V
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Tyler Nixon
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Yes very hot Ever thought about someone else while having sex with a partner?
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Yes Have you masturbated knowing you are being watched?
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Turn-on Love shopping or hate shopping?
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Natalie Imbruglia
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Agree been a few that have been repeated
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Box with spiders. Tattoos turn-on or turn-off?
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Yes. Did you have good Christmas and New Year?
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Will Smith.
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Johnny Castle
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with that one!) Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said. "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, crap." cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
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That is brilliant but poor Eric. Pmsl
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Seann William Scott.
