Shadow V
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Some will do anything for money and views. Do not exchange your dignity for popularity.
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t.A.T.u. (More Russian girls pretending to be les/bi)
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Some of them are fake............ NEVER! Men maybe the stronger sex but women are the smarter sex.. especially making gullible men spend money.
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An 80 year old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, I'm going to the doctor too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
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A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 am. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I supposed to know? we're 200 miles inland!" and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, "Sweetheart, who was that?" I don't know, some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."
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No. Have you ever pleasured a friends parent?
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No. Have you been caught masturbating outdoors?
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No, but wish some had hehe. Have you ever been with twins?
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I Don't Know How She Does It
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Grass. All men have one, but it's longer on some than others. The pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they're married?
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Legs What word starts with "c" and ends with "t" and is synonymous with pussy?
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Her friend is very sexy too
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Morning. Curvy or petite?
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No, does anyone in the Real world? Partner and kids?
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Yes sunbathing. Have you ever masturbated knowing someone is watching?
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Nelly and Bogdan are fun to watch and you can tell love each other very much.
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With just eating, looking at phones and sleeping surprised a lot are not overweight.
