Shadow V

Crude Immature Unoriginal

Lana&Robert are best of a bad bunch and more fun and interesting to watch compared to what we have now. New singles and couples are needed badly.

Miserable old men still picking on young girls I see. Tut tut.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69. Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet! Why did the gay man think his lover was cheating on him? He came home shit faced. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

Blonde inventions: 1. The waterproof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A dictionary index 7. Ejector seat for a helicopter 8. Powdered water 9. Pedal powered wheel chair 10. Waterproof tea bag

There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that were going on vacation to a native island. The brunette brought a portable fridge with her. The redhead asked her, "Why are you carrying a fridge with you?" The brunette replies, "To keep all our food in." The redhead is carrying a shotgun with her. The brunette asks, "Why do you have that shotgun?" The redhead says, "Just incase we run out of food, we can kill something to eat." The blonde is carrying a car door with her. They both ask the blonde, "Why are you carrying a car door?" The blonde replies, "Just in case it gets too hot, I can roll the window down."

Best couple and one of a few that are genuine on so call Real Life Cam.

Omg Really!!!

Spectrum - Florence and the Machine

E.T - Katy Perry

Roxanne - The Police

That your favourite!!

Being Sofie I'm sure most can guess who started that.

5 year olds are more mature and behave better than some on chat do.

Sounds like they have been a joy to watch

Howling Bells

Recession

Lymphadenopathy

Addicted to Love

Yes, when younger by my mother Been caught nude in a pool while on vacation?

Zara Larsson

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Whine

Bogdan, Linda and I