Shadow V

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back in its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. Its too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts it back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. 30 minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars, The little boy says, "Grandfather, you already gave me five dollars. The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

Teaching Mrs. Tingle

Chris Hemsworth

Tyler Nixon

Yes very hot Ever thought about someone else while having sex with a partner?

Yes Have you masturbated knowing you are being watched?

Afghanistan

Turn-on Love shopping or hate shopping?

Natalie Imbruglia

Agree been a few that have been repeated

Ryan Reynolds.

Italy.

Box with spiders. Tattoos turn-on or turn-off?

Yes. Did you have good Christmas and New Year?

Good Luck Chuck.

Will Smith.

Ethiopia.

Baffled.

Hugh Jackman.

Johnny Castle

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with that one!) Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said. "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, crap." cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."

That is brilliant but poor Eric. Pmsl

Wisdom.

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Semen