Rhodie

I apologise for calling you an arsehole. We seldom agree, but, that was uncalled for. I would offer the excuse that I'd had a good night at the pub but that doesn't justify it. I should have said "you're being an arsehole". The difference being "you are an arsehole" suggests it's a permanent disposition whereas "you are being an arsehole" means you're not always one. I can't comment on your relationship with Iloner but, I have always liked his opinion as he seems to see the positives in people rather than ignore them and point out the negatives. I doubt he's stalking you but merely offering a counter argument to your opinions. If you post something, expect criticism and comments from those who don't share those opinions. If you criticise somebody they like, of course they're going to defend them. Criticise Rose and I will be breaking down your front door tomorrow! Once again, my apologises, arsehole.

You are correct, I don't have to read everything you type but sometimes, your opinion is interesting, Where I take issue is, rather than just disagreeing with someone who doesn't share your opinion, you attack them. You would make a shit diplomat. Donnie Trump would love you. You have strong opinions that some, and I include myself, don't always agree with.That's fine, I admire it, Just allow other people to disagree with those opinions without making it personal. I know that's being hypocritical given I called you an arsehole but, shit happens after a good night at the pub. Please feel free to call me an arsehole any time you want, I don't mind. Enjoy your cake.

Sorry, but you're an arsehole. You have your opinions on everything, which is fine, but, as soon as somebody disagrees, rather than debating them, or arguing your case, you attack them? I know this because I have been at the the subject of your derision more than once. You don't like Ami etc, we get that. Get over it. I'm starting to think you and Dutchy are the same person? You both have the same mentality!

I will miss Ami. She is beautiful and isn't afraid of getting stuck in! I am really struggling to understand all the criticism? We don't know what her relationship with Nil is. Boyfriend? Friend with benefits? Fuck buddy? I think it's naive (braindead) to think he doesn't know what she's doing yet, he hasn't dumped her? To me, that suggests he's ok with it? He's probably having his own fun away from the cameras! He may be her "bit on the side" or, for all we know, she could be his "bit on the side"? Nil is one of the better looking blokes who has been on RLC. If whatshisname can get Jasmine, the other whatshisname, get Blair, Nil could probably have is pick of women wherever he is? Whatever their relationship is, it seems to work for them. Who are we to judge when we don't have a fucking clue about their arrangements? Presumming takes us into the murky depths of the bullshit we see on chat. Ami, you can't please all the people, all the time. Some, you will never please. Sadly, on RLCF, the negative voices seem to drown out the positive ones. I hope to see you back soon. Щасливого Різдваю.

Leona seems to have come out of her shell a bit in the last few days? It was nice seeing her having some fun with everyone last night. I hope it continues. I could just change my opinion of her?

She does nothing for me. Some people think she's a star, better than the rest? Personally, I don't rate her. Amanda beats her hands down!

Pictures on her website suggest she's not a stranger to pussy.

Indeed there would and rightly so. I would believe in a flat earth before I believed what I read in chat but, sometimes they get it right, or rightish? Usually a result of reading Camcaps rather than them knowing anything. As I said before, from what I've heard from Kitty when she spoke English, she seems a lovely lady. Smith seems very laid back, takes the shit and moves on. They seem to suit each other but....! I would like to understand what causes these fights. Is Kitty a bit mental, is Smith the cause? Either way, Kitty needs to take a few chill pills!

I joined just in time to see Irma and Stella. I liked. Since then, some seemed to think all of RLC's problems could be solved by bring Irma back. She seems to have some "legendary" status? I like her. She seems like a lovely lady who makes an effort to get on with everybody. For that, I am am fan. Has she lived up to all the hype? I think not.

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I agree but how many here are true voyeurs and how many are here for the sex? Judging from the chat and forum, most are here for the sex. You're right about the Barca apartments just being same thing, different ladies, but the couples aren't much different, same people, same stuff. If you were to think of your best moments on RLC, how many of them happened at the Barca places?

'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

For his birthday Little Matt asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this House is £680 000.00 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way We can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Matt heading out the front door With a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Matt told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I Heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you To wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £680 000.00 mortgage and no...F**king Bike!"

To an extent, you are right but I don't think it's as simple as that. It has been said, most of us are here for the sex, something most of us would deny. I like Linda and Tibor. They are one of the hardest working couples insofar as trying to keep things interesting goes, but once you've seen them have sex 100 times, it gets a bit old. The attraction of the Barca apartments is, the people there change. Each new tenant changes the dynamics. New allegiances are formed, "friends" get dumped for more willing moneymakers. For us, new ladies bring new prospects and hopes (sometimes). The return of old favourites also generates interest for those who enjoy seeing them. The difference is, you can see the couples anytime you want to, but, with the Barca tenants, you know it's just for a limited time. Watch and enjoy while you can! I think the main problem is the language barrier. I think the couples places would get a lot more attention if we could understand what was being said. To use Linda and Tibor as an example, again, it's nice they bring in friends etc. but if you don't understand what they're talking about, it's just a bunch of people sitting around.

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Fucking hell, we agree on something! LOL. I don't remember them at Eric and Julia's so it was probably before I joined. I have heard Kitty speaking English twice and she seems like a very caring person. On the first occasion, she was offering to send money to somebody (it seemed to be a good friend she was trying to help, before anyone accuses her of being a prostitute) and on the second, she was saying how much she was looking forward to going on holiday with her family and Smithy. I am guessing it was Smithy because she called him by another name and they both left together. I think Kitty is a good person but just needs to control her anger. The microwave would probably agree!

Of all the apartments, this is the one I really wish I understood what they were saying. Is Kitty a bit mental and Smith is a saint for putting up with her shit, or, are Kitty's tantrums just a major overreaction to something Smithy has done wrong? I saw on chat, rumours of gambling problems but, who can believe chat? Either way, they must love each other because they keep making up. Hope it works because Kitty is gorgeous.

Everyone's thoughts are welcome. We may not always agree but don't let that stop you and don't take anything personally. We're all here to have fun. Enjoy!