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Makes you wonder why they don't want to invest in new apartments and getting new couples or single women. Doesn't make sense if you are planning on expanding and making your site better and worth viewing. Anyone with half a brain could figure that out.

A man and his sheep walk into a bar. Its about 5pm, but they are ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shots, one after another. Finally the bartender shouts, "Last orders." So the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my sheep."  Suddenly, the sheep falls over dead. The man throws some money the bar, puts his coat on and starts to leave. The bartender yells, "Hey buddy, you can't leave that lyin there." To which the man replies, "That's not a lion, that's a sheep."

Three old timers at the retirement home were complaining about growing old. The first one says, "I wake up at 7:00am and try for half an hour to take a shit. The second one says, "Oh yeah? I spend an hour trying to take a piss." The third one says, "I take a nice shit at 7:00am and about 7:30am take a nice piss." The other two guys look at him and ask, "What are you complaining about?" The third man explains, "I don't wake up till 8:30am."

There once was a man called Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his weenie.
That being uncouth.
He dipped it in vermouth.
And slipped his wife a dry martini.

A man and his sheep walk into a bar. Its about 5pm, but they are ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shots, one after another. Finally the bartender shouts, "Last orders." So the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my sheep."  Suddenly, the sheep falls over dead. The man throws some money the bar, puts his coat on and starts to leave. The bartender yells, "Hey buddy, you can't leave that lyin there." To which the man replies, "That's not a lion, that's a sheep."

Makes you wonder why they don't want to invest in new apartments and getting new couples or single women. Doesn't make sense if you are planning on expanding and making your site better and worth viewing. Anyone with half a brain could figure that out.

Makes you wonder why they don't want to invest in new apartments and getting new couples or single women. Doesn't make sense if you are planning on expanding and making your site better and worth viewing. Anyone with half a brain could figure that out.

Makes you wonder why they don't want to invest in new apartments and getting new couples or single women. Doesn't make sense if you are planning on expanding and making your site better and worth viewing. Anyone with half a brain could figure that out.

Like any good theme/amusement park you need to introduce new and exciting rides. Keeping existing customers excited and new wanting more. Only so many times you can ride the same ones over and over. 

Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"
She winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in 10 minutes, meet me in the car park." 

Today I did that thing where you walk into a room and totally forget what you went in for. It was only when the shit started running down my leg that I remembered. 

Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently "My dick", is a inappropriate answer to the question. "What do you want most in a woman?". 
Just Googled "Gary Oldman" and some pretty disturbing images came up.... Then I realised I'd left the "R" out.

Marked for Death 

This chick tried to get me fired today for giving her an inappropriate massage in the office. I said, "Good luck with that sweetheart, I don't even work here!" 

Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently "My dick", is a inappropriate answer to the question. "What do you want most in a woman?". 
Just Googled "Gary Oldman" and some pretty disturbing images came up.... Then I realised I'd left the "R" out.