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A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.
Girl: Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine. 

Son Picking Dad Up From The Pub - orsm dot net.mp4

A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The Guy thinks for a moment and says "First, give me a bottomless mug of beer". A mug of beer appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled. The Guy is thrilled and continues to drink. The mug never empties. Then the Genie says "And what about your other two wishes?" The guy thinks for a moment and says "Give me two more just like this one!"

Shouldn't laugh but it's funny

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