toolmaker123

I'm reminded of what Jack Nicholson said in The Bucket List,-----------------Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

" We'd like to; it's just not in the budget"

I wish I could tell you, you'd get a shiny new car; OR even an old beat up wreck, BUT that's not the case. Gaining access to the gallery is about all the forum offers as reward for making the quota of comments and posts. WHAT You definitely do get is all the friendly members of RealLifeCamFan.com as friends for life and new material as it becomes available. Welcome to the forum and please continue to join us in the adventures.

Please use discretion when commenting to others AND within the forum topics; BE kindly; don't use derogatory comments, refrain from offensive name calling, AND the use of phrases that might offend someone's spiritual beliefs, (Blasphemy). Act and speak as though your mother is present. Everyone has one of these and I ask that you act accordingly. Talk to others as you'd like to be talked to; BE Intelligent, even if you are NOT! Because RealLifeCam.com is in a transitional stage, I have asked the Moderators to BECOME much more lenient with the conversations and allowing a bit more harsh comments to be posted. We know that changes are difficult for some and we will work through the changes. We have members that have made more spectacle of themselves and we are dealing with them as of now. Some may not be here tomorrow, because of the way they conduct themselves within RealLifeCamFan.com. TOO bad too, cause some made valued contributions to the forum in the past, but they take opinions of others as offending comments about the tenants, and feel they are responsible for single-handedly defending the integrity of the players on RealLifeCam.com. This is an opinion forum; your opinion is just as welcome as the next guy's.........AND we are here only for the ENTERTAINMENT quality. NOT to begin personal wars.

Please use discretion when commenting to others AND within the forum topics; BE kindly; don't use derogatory comments, refrain from offensive name calling, AND the use of phrases that might offend someone's spiritual beliefs, (Blasphemy). Act and speak as though your mother is present. Everyone has one of these and I ask that you act accordingly. Talk to others as you'd like to be talked to; BE Intelligent, even if you are NOT! Because RealLifeCam.com is in a transitional stage, I have asked the Moderators to BECOME much more lenient with the conversations and allowing a bit more harsh comments to be posted. We know that changes are difficult for some and we will work through the changes. We have members that have made more spectacle of themselves and we are dealing with them as of now. Some may not be here tomorrow, because of the way they conduct themselves within RealLifeCamFan.com. TOO bad too, cause some made valued contributions to the forum in the past, but they take opinions of others as offending comments about the tenants, and feel they are responsible for single-handedly defending the integrity of the players on RealLifeCam.com. This is an opinion forum; your opinion is just as welcome as the next guy's.........AND we are here only for the ENTERTAINMENT quality....... NOT to begin personal wars.

I'd be concerned they'd treat a kid like the dog; never goes outside; pisses and shits where ever; NOT to mention: IF Leora and Paul have NO friends, good chance the kid won't either.

We could ask Leora to iron him?

Or Tammy Baker

You really wanna be responsible for takin care of her, as well as her off spring? That could get very expensive; first, you have to fill every room with floor to ceiling mirrors, and that wardrobe; and ice cream, ice cream, ice cream.....all the money you'll save from tampons, I guess. Holy shit. And already she has a narcissistic attitude. Imagine how her personality will be when she sees her ass gettin bigger and bigger and not to mention her belly. You have hugey balls to wanna be around her through all this; GOOD LUCK!!

Every line and scene in RV with Robin Williams; anyone that's ever RV'd knows and has experienced every scene in the movie.

I laugh so hard I pissed myself when Neal lets Del use the bathroom first and he's left with just a tiny washcloth to dry off after his shower.

"Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!" A League of Their Own (1992)

Very doubtful; she'd lose her cushy, free apartment and free food and free internet and luxurious wardrobe. RealLifeCam.com doesn't have preggers nor do they allow chillen; Nora got prego and they booted her and Kinko out.

OOOpppppppps, My bad; He said S T A L K I N G------------ Not Stephan Hawking

Searching Google for these images also reveals nothing about their identity or their whereabouts.

You could be right; but you ain't law enforcement and they are no longer on the RealLifeCam.com project. The rule BTR posted says their photos will no longer be private once they leave as tenants on rlc. Fair GAME!!

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, ‘Who was that??!!†“Oh,†replies the husband, ‘that was my mistress.†The wife says, “That’s it; I want a divorce.†“I understand,†replies her husband, “But, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours.†Just then the wife notices a mutual friend of theirs entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. ‘Who’s that woman with Jim?†she asks. “That’s his mistress,†replies her husband. “Ours is prettier,†says the wife.

BobZ stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner, CowArt asked, "What the hell is you taking so fucking long?" "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse," BobZ explained. "I want to make the perfect shot." CowArt exclaimed. "You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."

All drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has the generic name of acetominophen. Aleve is called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of course, ibepokin.

Ford has a new truck with a heated tailgate. It keeps your hands warm while you're pushing it home

On the night of their wedding a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations, the bride came out of the bathroom to find the bridegroom down on his knees in front of the bed. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm praying for guidance," answered the young man. "I'll take care of the guidance," she replied. "You just pray for endurance."

I agree; why make such a comment then wonder why everyone ridicules him for his comments. THINK ahead a bit, BobZ; is this gonna go un-noticed?

Efim is a known partner abuser; he proved this when he had an apartment with Diana and later with Nympho when he used a leather whip on her. REALLY, believe me when I say, "no one that knows the real efukim want him back!"