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Redneck Sex Test 1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 2. A pubic hair is a type of wild rabbit. True or False 3. A Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False 10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False 14. Foetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False 20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False 21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False 22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False 23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False 25. Oral Sex is when you sit and talk dirty to each other. True or False

This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and began walked out of class. However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic... Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

A couple goes for dinner at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the dish, served in a lidded cast-iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot slowly rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Hey, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she tells him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid slowly rises, and he sees two little beady eyes looking around before it slams back down. Sputtering in a fit of pique, he calls the waiter over, describes what is happening, and demands an explanation! "If you prease, sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "We ordered the Chicken Surprise." "Ah... so solly, my mistake" says the waiter, "I blinged you the Peeking Duck."

It is an enclosed patio area because of the climate. They really don't spend so much time out there; Most time Paul is on his puter and Leora in the guest room, WHEN she ain't sleepin on the sofa.

"Okay, I'm ready now; you can put the rest in "

WTF, Isn't a blowjob SEX?

Although we never see him, MY guess is he squats to piss, too.

Here's a fun hypothesis...... take all the mirrors outta the apartment, to watch Leora freak out. Then Superglue Paul's finger's together and see if he can get his fist in his nose. NOW, That's entertainment !!!

How else is he gonna pway wif hid wubber ducky?

IF you read through this entire topic you will find the answer. She doesn't care that he's there or not. It pays their rent.

Why would havin her cell number help you sent a cake in the first place and second, most people send a file, NOT a shovel. I get the humor.

I'd be willing come on a conjugal visit, as I'm sure many of the male populous here would also. IF you think about all the numerous tube sites that have DMCA violations, RealLifeCam.com would have the courts clogged with stupid lawsuits like this, as well as any/many other voyeur sites.when in fact the tenants are not required show nudity, they are not required to masturbate, Not required have sexual relations all of which they do in the confines of a secure area, anyways; If you look closely you can see the Castle Doors to Nelly and Bogdan and Paul and Leora's apartments. Surely the others are just as secure. Point is, they are only vulnerable when they leave the cages they live in. RealLifeCam.com has to realize that the these tenants sign with the program of their own free will; for some it has become their lifestyle; jobless, no ambition lives. Some of the girls in the apartment come to RealLifeCam.com to get used to being in front of cameras and further their careers in modeling and hosting. Until the FBI comes knocking on your front door, I seriously doubt you have much to be concerned with. If they do, we will take a collection to make your bail and then help you skip to the far reaches of Siberia where Leora and Paul choose to 'perform'. With all the terrorism and threats to the world, posting masturbation videos and nudies photos of the 'volunteer tenants' is gonna go way to the bottom of their threat list, if it makes the list at all!! They obviously have more 'potant things to deal with.

NO, He needs to spend more time within the forum walls, reading the posts and comments of others instead of asking ridiculous questions that are getting deleted by the Moderators. By all appearances, he might well be here for the sexual thrills found on a porn website; which this is NOT!!

She is an actress; if you watch her long enough, she constantly plays for the cameras. Odd things happen.......she will be all naked runnin around then suddenly she becomes all modest; covering up like she has some thing special. So strange her behavior sometimes........that's the actress in her. AND that slutty walk and baby talking she does............ I'm sure if she was ever forced to leave RealLifeCam.com, you'll probably see her become a porno actress. She likes the limelight and the attention she attracts way too much, to ever leave it now.

While they do have a very active sex life, Masha seems to enjoy having sex by herself; usually in the bath. (Maybe water makes her horny; and if it does, can I spray her?). And masturbation is healthy for a good relationship. It teaches the respect for privacy for one; and it can enhance sexual love with your partner, through fantasy.

Some members, awhile ago, wanted to know if there was a way to purchase them from her; for her to put the money into a divorce fund...........

Yeah, LIVE as normal as possible; having cameras on your actions 24/7. IT'd probably take a whole field of psycho-cria-sists to straighten that mentality out after being posted all over the internet, naked photos, and sexual actions for the whole world to see. Might explain the mental state of many of the tenants before arriving at RealLifeCam.com in the first place.

I would.......... with one of those things that looks like a baseball bat with spikes on the end. Medieval times warfare.

a·sex·u·al ÄˈsekSH(É™w)É™l/ adjective 1. without sexual feelings or associations. "she rested her hand on the back of his head, in a maternal, wholly asexual, gesture" 2. BIOLOGY (of reproduction) not involving the fusion of gametes. noun 1. a person who has no sexual feelings or desires.

YES, a very interesting television show, called, "Person of Interest" broaches this very subject; there is no more escaping BIG BROTHER. Also, something to think about; there is a computer, you bring into your home, that assists you with you daily activities......imagine what they could put in that little fuker! As to whether the tenants of rlc are paid, question remains unanswered for sure. Suffice to say, they seen to have enough money to buy extras that rlc may not provide. Many times I've seen Leora go to the little drawer in the hallway and give Paul money to go to the stores and return with ice cream and tampons. AND too, the girls apartment would be down to the last slice of bread and last bottle of water, then do a 'oily massage' and suddenly the kitchen looked like a food pantry for the homeless. MY Best guess, they get boners, er, bonus's for the activity of the cameras.(Viewer responses.)

SAME story Different day; this apartment has demons; WHOM Shall ever enter within these walls, try to their lives, maintain marriages and even their sanity will be challenged. IT's been goin on in this apartment ever since RealLifeCam.com opened it. POLTERGIEST

This is just a bit over my head; you both speak with a vast amount of intelligence and make very valid points. I have experienced lesbian relationships through some that are close friends of mine and and as I posted before, they're relationship is one of ; "I am afraid, please protect me...... I will protect you from males, by posing as a male within a females body." ONE can only speculate as to what happened to Carina to bring to this protective stage in her life; perhaps one day she will abandon elvis and have a real mommy-daddy family; ( bet her momma really wants that for her !) . Carina has shown interest in men than have been in the apartment at times, but it appears Sabrina reminds her of the hurts once felt by that type relationship.

AND you read Hustler for the articles, right?

Aren't they boring enough without watching Paul, Lev, Hector, or Stepan sitting on the crappers? You really wanna see that? Is nothing off limits to yer perversions? They never use soap to bathe; what makes you think they'd spend money on TP?

RealLifeCam.com has been very tolerant of our postings of videos and photos. The only thing we ask is you protect your identity by removing your signature before uploading. As far as asking for permission, very unlikely they will grant that to anyone.