Johnny

*Three little boys were sitting talking about their fathers. The first boy says, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy says, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy says, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The other boys were amazed. The second boy asks, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear." *An old woman goes to the doctors. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour." *I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.

Grass growing would be more exciting to watch.

Must be getting desperate with the latest addition.

Wouldn't waste your time.

If any have taken acting classes - Hope the parents ask for their money back.

Funny how things change. Time will tell if this is Real or more show.

RLC was different from other sites but, gradually changed and now no different. The obvious masturbating to the cameras happens just as much on RLC as any other. Just a matter of time before more couples introduce a third of fourth party to get the views up.

Most newbies are friends of friends and know the script anyway, so either way viewers are fucked. Wouldn't surprise me if there is a RLC handbook given to each girl to look at before they enter.

Try that with the missus tonight lol.

WTF!!

Clearly the best and only idea they have. Right team contact all the ex girls that have boyfriends and ask them if they are interested, if not just get the girls that don't to find some dumb ass that they don't mind fucking and knows how to use a phone.

@dougiestyle4u apologies for not replying. Think @Wazzer like myself is referring to the setting on the reply to topic GIIFs from GIPHY. For me its lets you view them but can't post. As for copy/paste/3rd party hosting etc just goes over my head lol.

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to play you since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a maths question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment then answered, "I think...no...yes... I'm not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiling coach exclaimed, excited he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began shouting: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached them to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" And the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down nuts!" and they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" And they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going well, he decided to go get a beer and a burger, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what the fuck happened! The assistant replied, "Well....everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"

The speculation from some is just classic and does make you wonder what asylum have they escaped from. lol