Johnny

My boss yelled at me the other day, "You've got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?" I said, "Can't say for sure, it's so hard to keep track!" The guests in our hotel are always stealing soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms. Dirty bastards!

I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill or anything, but she could definitely get better. I told my girlfriend to come with me to the gym. Then I stood her up. Hopefully, she'll realise the two of us are not going to work out.

I heard the best man's speech should last as long as the groom lasts in bed. Thank you very much for your attention. Enjoy the wedding.

This dumbass doesn't even have shit for brains

There are 5 different sizes of a penis. 1. Small 2. Medium 3. Large 4. Oh my god! 5. Holy Fuck! Does that come in white? A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to ease the pain try dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, the mans blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk. "Good heavens!" She remarks "Always wondered how you reloaded those things!"

There were three boys in a classroom, one called Zip, one called Willy and one called Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Willy goes inside the cupboard and Pea jumps around outside. The teacher returns and yells, "Zip down, Willy out, and Pea in the corner!"

Agree the streaming is a disgrace and they should be ashamed, especially after raising the price. Bunch of useless basdards.

Nothing is going to stop the theorists/speculators, even English speaking apartments you are still going to have some that think they know what's happening. The chat would be dead.

Like @Pleasant says all about making money and if it means bringing in attention seekers/show offs so be it. Once again money is the main priority.

That queue won't be as big after they made an arse of the arrangement. Small one might start to form after Masha became full-on lesbian

Definitely not the queue for RLC judging by the useless returnees that they have brought in over the past months.

Models and hostesses if you believe some. Madam/Part owner Nora gets them. Lol