Johnny

Most need to sleep through the day to make energy for all the action they perform in the evenings. Heaven forbid if they ever get Real jobs. lol

It was sinking before shit hit the fan, but now it's well and truly on the seabed and going to take some effort to get it up and sailing again.

Bottom line it's just boring and have no interest in what's discussed on a daily basis. For the sake of not starting arguments for me a second one would be better, but won't lose sleep over it.

My latest girlfriend really takes my breath away, she's inflatable. Our dog only responds to commands in Spanish, he's Espanol. Some people think there are insects on the moon, they're Lunar tics. I mentioned Real ale to a young lad at the pub the other day, and he thought they were a Spanish football team. I saw my neighbour slumped over his lawn mower crying his eyes out, he said he'd just been through a rough patch.

A Boss hangs a poster in his office. "I AM THE BOSS, DON'T YOU FORGET" He returns from lunch and finds a note on his desk. "Your wife called, she wants her poster back home." Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me! You are holding the phone for 20 mins and haven't spoken a word!" Man inside: "I'm talking to the wife."

A lady to Doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" Doctor: "Give him the opportunity to speak when he's awake."

Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob job, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen... the works. Ten weeks and thousands of dollars later, she was a new woman -- literally. Her personal physician then performed her annual physical, noted the new "body work". When the exam was finished, he called her in. "Bambi, your overall health is good, but I want to discuss a problem that often affects women your age, osteoporosis. Bambi looked puzzled, "Osteo -- what?" "Bone loss. Many women start to experience it in their 40s." Bambi giggled, blushed and said, "Oh, really, Doc. You've seen me naked. Trust me, with this body and this face. I get new bones quite often!"

And why do you think most don't chat on it, the old times have gone or don't turn up? I suggest having a look and seeing why so many are bored of it.

Now that would be worth paying to watch.

Just shows how good the "show" Apartments really are. Both the forum and chat are like a morgue. Guess the ones that have gone were more liked than most thought.

We all know being smart and thinking about new ways to improve their site is not a strong point of RLC.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. I thought. He's trying to pull a fast one. Years ago I use to supply Filofaxes for the media. I was involved in very organized crime. I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time. Sometimes tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.

They certainly do love their phones and hookahs. Personally rather use my fingers and mouth for things much more enjoyable.

Get what you pay for I suppose. Girls look to be just objects and I you want a shot just pop on over. If that's what they enjoy and happy doing it their lives. Makes you wonder if this is just normal in these countries.

Does her man know she lets other guys kiss her, suck on her tits and play with her pussy??

Wouldn't put it past them. Apartment and tenants has nothing else to offer. Take more than that as most have seen it and got the t-shirt. Lol

Fake and staged seems to be what most are excited about. Let's hope they do take the chance and make improvements.

Should of had more apartments in other locations full stop.