Johnny

They are mighty fine knockers 😀

One of the most lame and pathetic performances I have ever seen. Unbelievable what some people watch and even tip for. Makes the Barcelona girls and MSD look real lol

A burger short of a combo meal Has an IQ of room temperature Driveway doesn't quite reach the road Receiver is off the hook If you gave them a penny for their thoughts, you'd get change

Can start a new game called guess how many times the word "wonder" was or will be used by chatters in a 24hr period. Wonder what the amount would be lol

Can't be any worse than what RLC has to offer lol

Enjoys a dildo up the ass too. Whatever floats your ⛵. lol

Done the exact same thing today. Just looks pathetic. lol

Must be the worst phone addict I've seen. Nice looking and great body, but the obsessive phone use is annoying. Your fingers are more useful elsewhere. lol

That Henry sure does well for himself. Out his league with Mira and manages to get others as well.

This forum would be on it's ass if it wasn't for certain members posting and coming up with new topics. If them and others moved on, how long would this forum last with just your chat room obsessives.

You have to laugh at how worked up some get when ever a second chat is mentioned. lol

The first and not the last I'm sure of the old tenants moved to a "couple on vacation" apartment.

Doubt they have any, but wouldn't give up their day jobs.

Sex and masturbation is one thing, but the lack of nudity or even underwear at times is fucking terrible. You would think it's winter going by the amount of clothes some are wearing.

The phone's connected, but there's no dial tone Not the crispest shirt in the closet Their dog teaches them new tricks If brains were electricity, they wouldn't have enough to light a firefly

Bit weird, but whatever floats their boat.

Four old geezers came into the pro shop after playing 18 holes and were exhausted. The pro asked if they had a good game and the first old guy said, "Pretty good. I had three riders today." The second old guy said, "I had five riders." The third old guy said, "I had seven riders, the same as last time." The fourth said, "I beat my old record. I had twelve riders. I'll buy!" After they shuffled into the bar, another member basic to the pro, "I've played golf for years and thought I knew all the lingo, but what in the heck is a 'rider'?" The pro replied, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get back in the golf cart and ride to it!"

A couple hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen. "Ma'am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate some of the fresh salmon." Light on her feet, the hostess told her to replace the eaten salmon with canned salmon, then returned to her guests. As everyone enjoyed the fish, the maid summoned the hostess into the kitchen again. "Ma"am, the cat is dead!" The frightened hostess felt obliged to inform her guests and suggested everyone go to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped. Returning home after their long, and embarrassing ordeal, she asked the maid where she had put the cat. "Nowhere, Ma'am. It's still out in the street where the car hit it!"

Is it natural for all 4 to be lay on the bed naked together?