WhySoSerious?

100% asshole.

Play it cool, play it cool nobody noticed. Lol

Get straight to the point I say.

Should have capped that mutha fuka.

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Girlfriend from Hell

Nothing worse when you're at work and the missus sends you something like this.

Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. "If I gave you 20," she began, "and you gave 5 to Mary, 5 to Sally and 5 to Susan, what would you have?" Johnny thought about this then answered, "An orgy?" Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks, "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was it written or oral?" Johnny replies, "Mom, I think it was anal..... 'Cuz it went like shit!"

I am a dog And you are a flower. I life my leg up And give you a shower. Roses are red Lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour. Smoke a smoke Not a butt. Fuck a virgin Not a slut. Roses are red Violets are blue. Pornhub is down Your mums Facebook will do.

Only time anyone will watch them. No matter what the reason you are awake, surely better things to do than watch these two. Watching cats fighting is more entertaining.