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Flume

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  1. For me Linda is the sexiest and has a great body and tits. Love watching her tits bouncing when she plays that dancing game.
  2. An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a podiatrists office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. With out looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Stick it through the curtain." Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains. "That's not a foot!" screams the nurse on duty. "Holy shit, lady!" the drunk exclaims, "I never knew you had a minimum!"
  3. Two men, Rick and Dave go on a skiing trip and get caught in a blizzard. They pull into a farm and ask the lady of the house, a good looking widow, if they can sleep on her couch. She agrees and they turn in for the night. Next morning they go on their way and enjoy a weekend of skiing. A few months later, Rick gets a letter from the widow's lawyer. He says to Dave, "You remember that good looking widow we met on our skiing vacation?" "Yes", says Dave. "In the middle of the night, did you go up to her room and have sex with her?" Asks Rick. "Yes." admits Dave, a little embarrassed. "I see, says Rick. "And when you had sex did you happen to use my name instead of yours?" Dave's face turns red. "Yeah, sorry," he says. "I'm afraid I did." "Well," says Rick. "You must have been damn good. She's just died and left everything to me."
  4. Don't see why it shouldn't be considered as there is clearly from what I have seen watching more that don't use the existing one than that do.
  5. They are purely for show and make as much money for both the girls and the business. Target old men with cash that want to watch younger girls walk around nude, occasionally masturbate and rub against one another. Pretty smart if you think about it.
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