Vaz

FFS. Grown men getting excited about making an amount of posts.

They same two people are visiting and the female is just watching. Very strange indeed.

Who's the one with they HUGE ass that clearly loves herself.

You only just realised that! The more they attract, the more weird and fucked up they get.

Getting a bellyful of marrow Hiding the bishop Loading the clown into the cannon Releasing the kraken Slytherin her hufflepuff

Zero Killed

Yardie

There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell the truth, but make you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I am the thinnest person in the world", and poof! The mirror gobbled her up. The second person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told her mirror, "I think I am the prettiest person in the world", and poof! The mirror gobbled her up. Last to come was a blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said, "I think....." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.

A blonde at a party was telling her friend that she has sworn off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they are just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator". "So, what will you do when the batteries run out?" asked her friend. "I'll just fake an orgasm like always!"

One Christmas eve, Santa Claus comes down a chimney and is startled by a beautiful young blonde. She asks, "Santa, will you stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho. I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!" So she takes of her nightgown, and only wearing bra and panties, she asks, "Santa now will you stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho. I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!". She takes off everything and asks once more. "Santa, now will you stay with me?" Santa replies, "Hey, Hey, Hey, I gotta stay, gotta stay! I cant get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

A few trucks short of a convoy About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory Body by God, Brain by Mattel Got a mind like a steel trap... Rusted shut Like a pair of children's scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp

She ain't got a fuck in her.

Unreal what certain members come out with.

If that's her father she would have known something like that would come out. lol

Some of these lazy, useless fuckers deserve every criticism they get. Getting paid to do a job and doing nothing in return.

These two are a complete joke and waste of an apartment. Time to throw their asses out and get a proper couple in there place.

A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road. They both have shovels. One of them digs a hole and the other immediately fills it in. The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, "You ladies look like you're working hard. But I'm not sure what you are trying to accomplish." One of the blondes replies, "Well, there's usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick."