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SHAKIRA,, WOULD SACRIFICE MY LEFT TESTICLE

my ultimate favourite sandwich would be me between gina lee nolin and shakira , with plenty of oil

let me see .Quoting your own words..."I sent MY girl money ! " and you have to ask if her pic is photoshopped. ..it seems to me that you have more money than sense ,probably explains your original question,..SORRY this seems harsh but someone needs to give you a reality check.before you become another sad statistic in the long line of guys been duped by internet charmers..........example for the internet dummies , guys pretending to being gals . ripe on social media sites , .......

due to an I.P conflict issue a few members have lost there accounts , if you sign up again using a different I.P , you can use a proxy IP , then when you have signed up , send me a message with your old account details and i will set you to the level you was at previously , SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE ! look forward to having you back .

you can use a few different browsers for ipad and android , just search for puffin or dolphin browser in the app store

we are aware of this issue , due to technical issues ,we are working to resolve this issue

cucumber and watercress on 2 slices of wholewheat bread cut into 4 pieces then the crust removed .........................................................WTF sorry just having one of my moments

all of the above it seems , the hardest thing to censor is a live chat forum , you never know what someone will say ,

wow now i have seen another side of you not only do you have brawn , but you have brains aswell. going to have to keep an eye on you .double gifted guys can get to be a handfull .l

i agree with you , but what i think gremlin was trying to explain was that the girls appartment as always been the same set up , yet members think that there is going to be some lezzie action going on and when it doesnt occur ,they get slated for it , he as been a member for along time and more than likely realises that no matter what members want from that appartment ,it will never happen on the account of members wanting it ,

enjoyed reading this and although i agree with you wholeheartedly , you have to remember RLCF AND RLC are 2 different and independant sites , so if you imagine this site is a gun and that RLC is the ammunition , its odds on that a few crazies are going to put them together and start a war , my best advice i can give is "when the crazies start firing duck out dont get involved and dont try to be a mediator or your liable to get shot in the crossfire

it would be alot easier to say who wont win it . SCOTLAND coz they didni qualify ,pmsl

every member as an opinion , if you dont agree with a certain thing , DONT get abusive or stroppy over it , either give some constructive critism or ignore it , but anyone found being disruptive or disrespectfull to another posters opinion will have there posting privaleges removed

totally agree . i will put that suggestion to my contact in RLC

thats why we have fan pages in forums and most have pics of said tennants in them , and ussually the date the fan page was started or the first topic in that forum indicates there entry date

so glad to read these responces ,

would like to hear truthfull comments in your thoughts as to where you get most of your daily fixes . the reason for this is i have been doing a bit of statistics checking and was surprised to find out some startling figures , i wont disclose the figures as i would like to see what you guys say , . what i would like to hear is where you enjoy yourself more and what site you think offfers more in the context of what you see . this topic will be pinned for 48 hours

please post respectably and within context of the topic

jesus , you must be the guy that sets the questions on mastermind ,,asking a question like this ,but seeing as RLC is my specialist subject,i will have to have a stab in the dark and say "ALIMAK". sorry about spelling the name backwards ,but seeing as i know your fixation of the afore mentioned person . i thought it would be safer to spell it like that ,less chance of you splashing your computer with the sticky white stuff .

now how did i find RLC .? well to be honest it was by being super nosey as well as over inquisitive about my daddies actions whilst he was on his laptop, i used to wonder why my daddy used to quickly switch screens when my mummy entered the room , so i decided to find out what is guilty secret was, so one day i waited for my mummy to go shopping when daddy was at home , i kept out of the room when daddy was on his laptop and waited for him to get engrossed into his laptop , then i made my move , i sneaked outside to his car in the drive way and gave it an almighty kick ,this set the alarm off and i ran back in doors and shouted "daddy someone is trying to steal your car" well he leapt up and ran outside ,giving me chance to quickly steal a peak at his laptop. and on the screen was this man who looked like he was eating a lady on her private part , i was traumatised never seen zombies like that before not on my platstation3 anyway , i was traumatised . but also needed to see more so made a note of the URL and ran like fuk out of the room , daddy came back in and said it must of been kids "little did he know how right he was " lol . well from there i went to my room and spent hours typing in the url into my browser ,what a bummer ,daddy had put an child lock on my comp stoping me accessing adult sites . well that didnt deter me , so i asked my older sister if i could borrow her laptop ,said mine was playing up , she let me so i went to the site that daddy was on and spent hours watching these sexy ladies walking around naked and semi naked ,They certainly wasnt zombies as the where so pretty ,so did a little more watching and came to the conclusion it was a naughty site and that daddy didnt want mummy to know what he was watching .That was the eurika moment for me , finally had some leverage over daddy , "BLACKMAIL" such a lovely word ,i wanted a new bike and this was my ammunition to get it , Poor daddy had no defence , i got my new bike and daddy kept his secret , so to finish off this tale ,a big THANKYOU to RLC for getting me my new bike , P.S this is not a real story ,but it well could be for some of our more juvenile members ,

although there are many leora haters , you cant take away the fact she as an outstanding physique , she may not be a fuk bunny on RLC. shame really because if she was to either bring in a new lover ,who could teach her the arts of hot sex, or maybe if she was to use toys on herself more often.then she could experience what its like to have an orgasm from a phallic shaped object deep inside her puss,

the only reason why it would change is if you are just a guest and not a paying member . so each time you logon you become a different guest

Take notice ! members especially new members ,its post of this calibre that get you noticed and could quite easily earn you a early promotion .so get your thinking heads on if you really want to be part of this fast growing forum

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