Scotsman84

Who suits them better? LOL

Last night I tried to make love to my wife but nothing was happening, so I said to her, "What's the matter, you can't think of anyone either?" My cousin is gay. In school while other kids were dissecting frogs, he was opening flies. I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own. My daughter... She failed her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. I like my sex the way I play basketball, one-on-one with as little dribbling as possible.

Aye my bad. LOL