Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: " Emily wake up! You know what just happened!? "
" No, she replies sleepily.
" I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I'm getting super powers! "
Emily replies groans: " Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!! "