Scotsman84

Makes golf worth watching.

Nicky Whelan.

Georgia.

Paul Weller.

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: " Emily wake up! You know what just happened!? " " No, she replies sleepily. " I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I'm getting super powers! " Emily replies groans: " Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!! "

I think as marriages go, we're doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day! Nearly on Monday Nearly on Tuesday Nearly on Wednesday Nearly on Thursday Nearly on Friday Nearly on Saturday Nearly on Sunday

Katherine Jenkins.

Western Sahara.

Venezuela.

What Masha, Sasha and Dasha should be doing. LOL