Scotsman84

Bet the guy has never moved that quick in his life. LOL

Fucking mental.

Personally losing interest in both but sometimes good things come to an end. Yes the topics shouldn't be the main point but what does that say about the rest of RLCF.

Two friends dies. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, " Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, " Pour yourself a glass of wine." The Heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, " The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."

A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and shouts out the window, " Pull Over! " The blonde responds, " No Silly, it's a scarf." A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, " Six Brazilian men die in skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, " That's horrible!" Confused, he replies " Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, still sobbing, she says, " How many is a Brazilian? "