A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, " Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich : $2.50; Hand Job; $ 10.00 ." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. " Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I Help you?" "I was wondering, " whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the Hand Jobs? "Yes, "She purrs, "I am," The man replies, " Well, go and wash your hands, I want a Cheese sandwich!"