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Scotsman84

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  1. Only ones I seen giving each other presents was Stesha and Marco
  2. My Girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying; " helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative " Does anyone know what " ternative " means?
  3. Q. How do you confuse an Archaeologist? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
  4. They should just tell you where they are.. don't need the fucking address ffs.. lol Not Like we are going to go and track them down..
  5. Masha and Sasha are Russian but the Apartment is in Italy.. Elisa and Fat Boy are Russian but the Apartment is in Czech Republic.. The time zones do match from my time zone. D&D have visited as well and its just over 3 hours flight
  6. Cameras. ( Far to much dodgy shit going on ) Lol
  7. Pretty stupid and waste of money having an Apartment In Italy and sending couples from Russia there.. Masha and Sasha maybe speak Italian but their Russian. Nelly and Bogdan were in that Apartment as well.
  8. Nose is a lot of things but not an Asshole.. they are useful.. lol
  9. Had a great time watching Fifty shades of grey with my Girlfriend at the cinema. The film was terrible but the reaction of the people sitting in front of us after I flicked mayonnaise on them was Hilarious..
  10. 3 reasons why you should get a £100 note tattooed on your Penis. 1. You can play with your money. 2. You can watch it Grown. 3. Every Woman loves to blow Money.
  11. Chinese man phones Boss " me no work I sick " Boss says " when I feel sick I fuck my wife try that " 2 hours later Chinese man phones back " Me better, you got nice house.
  12. At a family breakfast a conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son. Son.. Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest? Dad.. They're balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she'll fly to heaven. Son.. Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying " Oh God, I'm coming " but she didn't float away anywhere!
  13. Yeah like there was a chance it was going to be someone new.. Lol (Image Content No Longer Available)
  14. Yeah if you like cams that don't work this site is Brilliant.. lol
  15. If it is Madam Nora ( Of course it is ) she must have got bored of that bairn quite quick.. lol
  16. toolmaker123 at least someone still knows how to have a laugh in here.. lol
  17. See it didn't take long for the she's doing, he's doing bollocks.. lol Gives some of us something to laugh about tho..
  18. No point In B1.. Lima Has her own stuff to deal with.. Jessica just cares about herself.. Nicole just wants Cock.. lol
  19. Nah you'll be fine most of them don't have a shag in them.. lol
  20. Hope you all have a good one.. :)

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  21. There was never any danger she was going to do this under covers bullshit... things can only get better
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