Scotsman84

3 reasons why you should get a £100 note tattooed on your Penis. 1. You can play with your money. 2. You can watch it Grown. 3. Every Woman loves to blow Money.

Chinese man phones Boss " me no work I sick " Boss says " when I feel sick I fuck my wife try that " 2 hours later Chinese man phones back " Me better, you got nice house.

At a family breakfast a conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son. Son.. Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest? Dad.. They're balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she'll fly to heaven. Son.. Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying " Oh God, I'm coming " but she didn't float away anywhere!

Yeah like there was a chance it was going to be someone new.. Lol (Image Content No Longer Available)

Yeah if you like cams that don't work this site is Brilliant.. lol

If it is Madam Nora ( Of course it is ) she must have got bored of that bairn quite quick.. lol

toolmaker123 at least someone still knows how to have a laugh in here.. lol

See it didn't take long for the she's doing, he's doing bollocks.. lol Gives some of us something to laugh about tho..

No point In B1.. Lima Has her own stuff to deal with.. Jessica just cares about herself.. Nicole just wants Cock.. lol

You Naughty Girl..

Nah you'll be fine most of them don't have a shag in them.. lol

Whatever turns use on... but he is a fucking mess

My kind of party..

There was never any danger she was going to do this under covers bullshit... things can only get better

Another awesome Choice

Still under blankets.. Lol

Let me know when they arrive.. lol

Lol..

Fair play to the Lad looked like a fucking dork... might get myself over there.. lol

Hope his fucking was better than his jumper.. lol

So many of you seem to think RLC need to change to keep people paying.. well been the same for years and people still keep paying so why would they now... you keep paying and they will keep taking the piss..