Scotsman84

One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. " Well, " says Bubba, " every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. it works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half asleep, said, " Bubba? Is that you? "

Ed Miliband.. Thank God what a Dickhead

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. " I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane, " said the judge. Mickey replied. " I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy! "

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. " Do you want a bag? " the cashier asks. " No, " the guy says, " She's not that ugly. "

Original B1 Girls.. Nora, Sofie, Lilu and Mia

Polya.

Rita.

Sofie

Jenny.

Kami, Kristy and Nora

Need I say more..

Aye thought it was his dad too.. Hopefully gave them both a good Slap.. lol

Nelly

Aye Both look so innocent.. Lol

Johnny was Bored and asked his mom if she wanted to play. She said " No Johnny, why don't you go next door and see whose construction workers build that house." So Johnny goes outside and watches them. Then he comes in 6 hours later and his mom asks, " Johnny what did you do" and he replies, " Well first we had to put the goddamn door up, but the muthafucker didn't fit, so we had to take the cocksucker back down again, shave a few pussy hairs off, and put the piece of shit back up again.

Brilliant.. Out of Everyone you pick Paul.. Weak as Piss

Happy New Year.. Better late than Never

Nelly & Bogdan 1st Apartment

Love The Socks.. Lol

Alina Friend.. ( Miss Her )

For the Alma Fans.

Elisa doing her thing.