Scotsman84

If your Dog is barking at the back door and your Wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

So Nora Gone.. She will be back I'm sure.. Feel Little sorry for Kiko has to put up with her bossy Ass again.. Lol

Nobody likes a sore loser. Lol

It's a hard choice.. Any Ideas? Lol

What could possibly be more important.. Lol

Jammy Sod.. Lol

To Busy on his Phone.. Lol

Beer Goggles..

Useful in the Chatbox at times.. Lol

A daughter asked her mother, " Mom, how do you spell ' Scrotum '?" Her mom replied, " Honey, you should have asked me last night ----- it was on the tip of my tongue. "

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, " Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, " Bitches are ladies and Bastards are gentlemen. " Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally knocks over a perfume bottle, and his mom says, " Shit! " " Mom, what is shit?" and she says, " Perfume. " So he goes to see his dad ( who is carving a chicken ), and his dad cuts himself and yells, " Fuck! " The boy asks, " Dad, what does fuck mean?" and dad says " Preparing. " Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, " Where are the condoms? " The little boy asks, " What are condoms? " and his father says, " Condoms are coats and jackets. " The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, " Hello! Please come in, bastdards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is in the kitchen fucking the chicken. "

Some People are never satisfied.. Lol

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Not Jealous of anyone on RLC.. Just part of Life some people you Like and some you Don't like.. If you Can't handle your Favourites being Slagged off don't join a Chat Forum.

Superman was bored one day and was flying around the city when he saw with his x-ray eyes Wonder woman in her apartment lying on her back in bed, all naked and legs apart. So in a flash he swooped in an open window, made love to her, and quicker than lightning flew off. " What was that? " asked Wonder Woman. " I don't know, " said Invisible Man on top of her, " but my ass hurts like hell...."

To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it! Damn ! Threading a needle at any age is no joke!