Scotsman84

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. " What is that? " he asked. She said. " I visited the tattoo shop today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo ' Merry Christmas, ' and on the inside of the other one they tattooed ' Happy New Year, ' Perplexed, he asked, " Why did you do that? " " Well. she replied, "now you can't complain that there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year! "

One day, there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman washing bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took of running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, " My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran. "

Only You Lol.. Give the Woman a break..

Danaya

Alina & Anton

Nora & Kiko ( Odd Socks )

Irma

I Know This Guy Has Massive Fan Base.

One Thing Never Changes.. Lol

Lucky these days.

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.. " I really need a new fucking Boat " I thought to myself.

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed. Husband: " Can I try going through your back door tonight? " Wife: " Fuck That Shit! " Husband: " That's the Spirit! "

Only ones I seen giving each other presents was Stesha and Marco

My Girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying; " helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative " Does anyone know what " ternative " means?

Q. How do you confuse an Archaeologist? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

They should just tell you where they are.. don't need the fucking address ffs.. lol Not Like we are going to go and track them down..

Masha and Sasha are Russian but the Apartment is in Italy.. Elisa and Fat Boy are Russian but the Apartment is in Czech Republic.. The time zones do match from my time zone. D&D have visited as well and its just over 3 hours flight

Cameras. ( Far to much dodgy shit going on ) Lol

Pretty stupid and waste of money having an Apartment In Italy and sending couples from Russia there.. Masha and Sasha maybe speak Italian but their Russian. Nelly and Bogdan were in that Apartment as well.

Nose is a lot of things but not an Asshole.. they are useful.. lol

Had a great time watching Fifty shades of grey with my Girlfriend at the cinema. The film was terrible but the reaction of the people sitting in front of us after I flicked mayonnaise on them was Hilarious..