There was a German. an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die.
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, " Shoot me right in the head. " ( Boom, he was dead instantly )
The Italian said, " Just hang me. " ( Snap, he was dead. )
Then the Redneck said, " Give me some of that AIDS stuff, " They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wandered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said, " Give me another one of those shots, " so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, " What is wrong with you? "
The Redneck replied, " You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom! "