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Scotsman84

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  1. A wife hangs up after about half an hour on the phone. The husband is surprised, " Wow, that was quick - usually you girls are at it for two hours at least! " " Yeah, well, it was a wrong number. "
  2. A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. " I have an interesting case here, " he says. " A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped. " " Have you arrested her? " asks the sergeant. " No, not yet. The floor's still wet. "
  3. If he is in the Army god help them... If they ever get in a nose picking War they will wind hands down there men are good at that. lol
  4. Bet the women there are happy.. lol
  5. Where Paul disappears too.. lol
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