Scotsman84

I Know This Guy Has Massive Fan Base.

One Thing Never Changes.. Lol

Lucky these days.

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.. " I really need a new fucking Boat " I thought to myself.

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed. Husband: " Can I try going through your back door tonight? " Wife: " Fuck That Shit! " Husband: " That's the Spirit! "

Only ones I seen giving each other presents was Stesha and Marco

My Girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying; " helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative " Does anyone know what " ternative " means?

Q. How do you confuse an Archaeologist? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

They should just tell you where they are.. don't need the fucking address ffs.. lol Not Like we are going to go and track them down..

Masha and Sasha are Russian but the Apartment is in Italy.. Elisa and Fat Boy are Russian but the Apartment is in Czech Republic.. The time zones do match from my time zone. D&D have visited as well and its just over 3 hours flight

Cameras. ( Far to much dodgy shit going on ) Lol

Pretty stupid and waste of money having an Apartment In Italy and sending couples from Russia there.. Masha and Sasha maybe speak Italian but their Russian. Nelly and Bogdan were in that Apartment as well.

Nose is a lot of things but not an Asshole.. they are useful.. lol

Had a great time watching Fifty shades of grey with my Girlfriend at the cinema. The film was terrible but the reaction of the people sitting in front of us after I flicked mayonnaise on them was Hilarious..

3 reasons why you should get a £100 note tattooed on your Penis. 1. You can play with your money. 2. You can watch it Grown. 3. Every Woman loves to blow Money.

Chinese man phones Boss " me no work I sick " Boss says " when I feel sick I fuck my wife try that " 2 hours later Chinese man phones back " Me better, you got nice house.

At a family breakfast a conversation takes place between a dad and his 7 year old son. Son.. Daddy what are those big round things on mummies chest? Dad.. They're balloons son. When mummy dies we can blow them up and she'll fly to heaven. Son.. Really? Because Uncle Frank was blowing them up yesterday and mummy kept saying " Oh God, I'm coming " but she didn't float away anywhere!

Yeah like there was a chance it was going to be someone new.. Lol (Image Content No Longer Available)

Yeah if you like cams that don't work this site is Brilliant.. lol

If it is Madam Nora ( Of course it is ) she must have got bored of that bairn quite quick.. lol

toolmaker123 at least someone still knows how to have a laugh in here.. lol