Scotsman84

Three Guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, " I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! " The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, " That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing! "

Hopefully a lot of Solo action too.

If you were at B1 Friday with the girls and could have sex with them one after another what would be your order? Mine- 1. Nicole 2. Karol 3. Danaya 4. Nora 5. Irma 6. Jessica

Hatton Garden Loot. ( Wasn't Me )

Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. " I froze to death. How about you? " " I had a heart attack. " " How did that happen? " " Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack. " That's Ironic." " Why? " " If you would've looked in the freezer, we'd both be Alive. "

There's a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, " Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead. "

People can say what they want about the set-up here.. Set-up at CamCaps is Crap Just my Opinion.

If you ever fart in public, just yell, " Turbo Power! " and walk faster

A little boy was in the bath with his mom. The boy said, " What is that hairy thing, mommy? " She replied, " That is my sponge" " Oh yes, " said the boy, " The babysitter has got one too. I've seen her washing dads face with it. "

One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid Bubba he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is. " Well, " says Bubba, " every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. it works, and it sure impresses the girls!" The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half asleep, said, " Bubba? Is that you? "

Ed Miliband.. Thank God what a Dickhead

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. " I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane, " said the judge. Mickey replied. " I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy! "

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. " Do you want a bag? " the cashier asks. " No, " the guy says, " She's not that ugly. "

Original B1 Girls.. Nora, Sofie, Lilu and Mia

Polya.

Rita.

Sofie

Jenny.

Kami, Kristy and Nora

Need I say more..

Aye thought it was his dad too.. Hopefully gave them both a good Slap.. lol

Nelly

Aye Both look so innocent.. Lol

Johnny was Bored and asked his mom if she wanted to play. She said " No Johnny, why don't you go next door and see whose construction workers build that house." So Johnny goes outside and watches them. Then he comes in 6 hours later and his mom asks, " Johnny what did you do" and he replies, " Well first we had to put the goddamn door up, but the muthafucker didn't fit, so we had to take the cocksucker back down again, shave a few pussy hairs off, and put the piece of shit back up again.