Scotsman84

I asked a Chinese girl for her number, She said, " Sex! Sex! Sex! Free Sex Tonight." I said " Wow!" Then her Friend Said, " She means 666 - 3629."

Nice one lol Amazing what you find online

Should have cut the plug off.. lol

Get your shit together or pack up and Get Tae Fuck lol

Fitprincess.

She can get Aboard the Scotsman anytime lol

Needs one of these as well.. lol

Booffer69 good spot 7hrs wouldn't do jack shit lol

Good Enough For Him.. lol

Hayley McQueen

Jo Wilson

Lol

Quick-Step Flooring

God No.. lol Have you masturbated listening to Friends/Family having sex?

So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?

Pmsl.

More chance of Hell Freezing Over than Tabu doing anything exciting. lol