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Ok so you sitting at your computer clicking from apt to apt and ding you got mail. The mail is from the internet gods you are granted one night and one night only with the tenant of your choice. Now sense the internet gods have a sense of humor they've made one stipulation it CAN NOT be with Leora or Ilona or Shasa or Bogman. So who would you do ? And to start things off I would do Suzan.....Your turn 

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As promised earlier Shaka.. I have been given this a lot of thought... in particular the justification of my somewhat... off the wall choice...

 

I would choose.... PAUL, yep... that's right Paul.

 

For I too, like the afore-mentioned internet Gods, have a sense of humour...

 

During the evening I'd cook him a fantastic meal... talk to him, chew the fat as men do, setting the universe to rights. I would attempt to bring culture, art and music into his otherwise dreary and mundane life....

 

And then when he'd finished eating.... I'd report him to the KGB... his continual soldering and web surfing.. making it look like he is a terrorist... after he has been taken into custody indefinitely under the russian terrisom act... I would spend the rest of the night tidying.....awaiting Leoras return the following morning... and then taking her to bed and doing things to her that would make Masha blush...  this being the following day,...  the internet gods.. one night.. sans Leora rule has been circumvented, and Leora and I (oh and my wife and children) would all live happily ever after.

 

;) 

 

 

As promised earlier Shaka.. I have been given this a lot of thought... in particular the justification of my somewhat... off the wall choice...

 

I would choose.... PAUL, yep... that's right Paul.

 

For I too, like the afore-mentioned internet Gods, have a sense of humour...

 

During the evening I'd cook him a fantastic meal... talk to him, chew the fat as men do, setting the universe to rights. I would attempt to bring culture, art and music into his otherwise dreary and mundane life....

 

And then when he'd finished eating.... I'd report him to the KGB... his continual soldering and web surfing.. making it look like he is a terrorist... after he has been taken into custody indefinitely under the russian terrisom act... I would spend the rest of the night tidying.....awaiting Leoras return the following morning... and then taking her to bed and doing things to her that would make Masha blush...  this being the following day,...  the internet gods.. one night.. sans Leora rule has been circumvented, and Leora and I (oh and my wife and children) would all live happily ever after.

 

;) 

I think spending an evening constantly beating some sense into Paul might be a fun way to waste a night. Tying his hands so he can't pick his nose would be very amusing too.

As promised earlier Shaka.. I have been given this a lot of thought... in particular the justification of my somewhat... off the wall choice...

 

I would choose.... PAUL, yep... that's right Paul.

 

For I too, like the afore-mentioned internet Gods, have a sense of humour...

 

During the evening I'd cook him a fantastic meal... talk to him, chew the fat as men do, setting the universe to rights. I would attempt to bring culture, art and music into his otherwise dreary and mundane life....

 

And then when he'd finished eating.... I'd report him to the KGB... his continual soldering and web surfing.. making it look like he is a terrorist... after he has been taken into custody indefinitely under the russian terrisom act... I would spend the rest of the night tidying.....awaiting Leoras return the following morning... and then taking her to bed and doing things to her that would make Masha blush...  this being the following day,...  the internet gods.. one night.. sans Leora rule has been circumvented, and Leora and I (oh and my wife and children) would all live happily ever after.

 

;) 

Great sens of humor...

I couldn't stand to watch lev one more minute the other night picking his nose and wiping it on the pillow and blanket. He tried to flick one of his fingers but it was stuck there.

I would have a combo evening with Suzan, Adriana and Zoya, requesting that Taboo be present to see if the experience would break her shyness.  Of course, I'd need about 10 viagra, popping 2 at a time. In the event these beautiful ladies requested 8-10 inches or more as a pre-req, then I would be obliged to provide 2 inches 4-5 times!!  

I'm a day late and a dollar short.  Would have done Alina in a heart beat, but poof...she's gone.  Then Kristy, another poof, then Nora, but damn, Kiko snuck off with her.  And for sure, my next choice is my girl Ms White.  Friggin Visa ran out and so did she'  Whats an old perv ta do ?   :'(

I'm a day late and a dollar short.  Would have done Alina in a heart beat, but poof...she's gone.  Then Kristy, another poof, then Nora, but damn, Kiko snuck off with her.  And for sure, my next choice is my girl Ms White.  Friggin Visa ran out and so did she'  Whats an old perv ta do ?   :'(

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