Scotsman84 Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Create an account to see this content! Lisa, King Hamlet, Alexander1951 and 5 others 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scotsman84 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Create an account to see this content! LOL Alexander1951, delta10, Lisa and 4 others 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikeusa Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Little Johnny... The Mouse Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?" His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed." Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?" leon34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Angelic Love A man tells his friend, "My wife is an angel." His friend replies, "Lucky you. Mine's still alive." leon34, delta10, Lisa and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) Do Something You Enjoy Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy -- right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television. Edited November 27, 2017 by mikeusa miss up leon34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) Support Inter-Racial Dating It's America, not a load of laundry -- no need to separate the white and the colors. Edited November 27, 2017 by mikeusa miss spill Lisa and leon34 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Couple Blowout While we were eating, there was a couple on the other side of the restaurant having a fight. It was a huge fight; it was a blowout. They were screaming at each other. When the woman finally got up and stormed out, I noticed that the man didn't go after her, so I did. leon34 and Lisa 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeusa Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Telltale Stripper Signs How is she not going to know? I'm going to roll in at five o'clock in the morning, smelling like exotic plants, no money in my pockets, glitter all over me. The second I walk through the door, she's going to go, 'You went to a strip club.' What the hell am I going to say? 'No, no, no, I was out tracking unicorns.' leon34 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scotsman84 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Create an account to see this content! 100% True. LOL Alexander1951, Lisa, Max 2017 and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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