Q. What is the origin of the word " Boob "?

A. The " B " is the aerial view, the " oo " is the front view, the " b " is the side view.

 

Q. What do you call a woman who adds a third boob?

A. A chestnut.

 

Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A. " If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts. "

 

Q. What did the bra say to the hat?

A. You go on a head while i give these two a lift!

Q. What do you call the space between Pamela Andersons breasts?

A. Silicon Valley.

 

Q. Why did god give women boobs and nipples?

A. To make suckers out of men!

 

Q. What do you call the patch of hair between an old ladies tits?

A. Her snatch.

 

Boy asks his new hot step mother, " What do you feed your baby? "

 

Step mother: " Milk and orange juice. "

 

Boy: " Which side is orange juice? "  

If there was a saggy boob competition my wife would beat everyone.

In fact, she would wipe the floor with them.

 

Girl: What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 36c.

Boobs are like women. Some are big, some are small. Some are fake and some are real. But we'd touch em' all

 

My wife was so happy to hear how much I gave to Charity........ until she found out Charity works at Hooters

 

Wanna know what Slut stands for...... Sexy, Large, Unforgettable, Tits

 

Boobs are like soda, nobody likes them flat

Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets?               A: BOO bees.


Q: Why are redheads flat chested?                        A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts


 

A blonde was walking down the street. 

A policeman was walking the opposite way. "Hmmmmm", he wondered, "it looks as if that lady's breast is hanging out her shirt."

As he got closer, he realised it was. He approached her and said, "Ma'am, do you understand your right breast is hanging out of your shirt?"

She replied, "Oh shit. I left the baby on the bus!" 

That awkward moment when your reading a girls shirt and it looks like your staring at her boobs.

 

Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?

A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?

A: Boobies!