August 10, 20178 yr Q. What is the origin of the word " Boob "? A. The " B " is the aerial view, the " oo " is the front view, the " b " is the side view. Q. What do you call a woman who adds a third boob? A. A chestnut. Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A. " If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts. " Q. What did the bra say to the hat? A. You go on a head while i give these two a lift!
August 10, 20178 yr Author Q. What do you call the space between Pamela Andersons breasts? A. Silicon Valley. Q. Why did god give women boobs and nipples? A. To make suckers out of men! Q. What do you call the patch of hair between an old ladies tits? A. Her snatch.
August 13, 20178 yr Author Boy asks his new hot step mother, " What do you feed your baby? " Step mother: " Milk and orange juice. " Boy: " Which side is orange juice? "
October 12, 20178 yr If there was a saggy boob competition my wife would beat everyone. In fact, she would wipe the floor with them. Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 36c.
April 18, 20187 yr Boobs are like women. Some are big, some are small. Some are fake and some are real. But we'd touch em' all My wife was so happy to hear how much I gave to Charity........ until she found out Charity works at Hooters Wanna know what Slut stands for...... Sexy, Large, Unforgettable, Tits Boobs are like soda, nobody likes them flat
November 28, 20187 yr Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets? A: BOO bees. Q: Why are redheads flat chested? A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts
August 22, 20196 yr A blonde was walking down the street. A policeman was walking the opposite way. "Hmmmmm", he wondered, "it looks as if that lady's breast is hanging out her shirt." As he got closer, he realised it was. He approached her and said, "Ma'am, do you understand your right breast is hanging out of your shirt?" She replied, "Oh shit. I left the baby on the bus!"
August 22, 20196 yr That awkward moment when your reading a girls shirt and it looks like your staring at her boobs.
August 23, 20196 yr Q: What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them! Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies!
