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Scorpio 22 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 A man farts in bed next to his wife. "What in the world was that?" His wife asks. He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but tries to hard and shits the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides." Dragnet and RUBBERMAN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you. Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained that she needed to get a liquor license? "Oh, it's not going to be that kinda bar. That's disgusting!" RUBBERMAN and Johnny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl I'm going to marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fists on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours." Dragnet, RUBBERMAN, Zander and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio 22 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Two men work in a mortuary. One says to the other, "You should see that woman they brought in today. She'd been in water for a week. Her clit was like a pickle." "Ew!" says the other fellow. It was green?" "No, it was sour!" Johnny, RUBBERMAN and Dragnet 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragnet Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 On 3/14/2019 at 6:23 PM, Scotsman84 said: Create an account to see this content! What a mess. RUBBERMAN and Scorpio 22 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUBBERMAN Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dragnet said: What a mess. Looks like one of the B2 girls. LOL DIRTYHARRY, Scorpio 22, Dragnet and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Johnny Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 *Three little boys were sitting talking about their fathers. The first boy says, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy says, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy says, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The other boys were amazed. The second boy asks, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear." *An old woman goes to the doctors. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour." *I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long. RUBBERMAN, Scorpio 22, Sketch and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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