Oscar Pistorius catching athletes foot.

Helen Keller finding Wally/Waldo.

Getting a blowjob from the Pope.

Using that expired condom you keep in your wallet ' Just Incase '

Rod Stewart marrying a short, chubby brunette.

Smith fucking Kitty for hours.

Paul doing a week's work.

Julia and Eric having sex. 

Going to the moon than getting anywhere near the Reallifecam girls

Julie & Eric NOT being the lead cam at 2.30 AM (their time) EVERY F**KING NIGHT!!

(What's all that about eh? Every night, they are the only ones doing anything it seems!)

Platting your own piss.

Eating Volcanic Vindaloo and not suffering a rectal prolapse in the morning.

julia and Eric having a threesome with Julia curvy friend.

22 hours ago, Pleasant said:

Julie & Eric NOT being the lead cam at 2.30 AM (their time) EVERY F**KING NIGHT!!

(What's all that about eh? Every night, they are the only ones doing anything it seems!)

Most of the time they are the only ones awake - But as always doing fuck all worth watching.

A flea fucking an elephant.