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call the police,swat,gsg9,sas,spetznaz,parachute regiment,rangers,us marines,mosad,even captain price from call of duty,as a serious crime has been commited,even call scotland yard serious crimes division.

she put clothes on.nooooooooo

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where is the logic in cooking dinner naked and eating same dinner clothed??? someone do the maths please

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2 hours ago, Scotsman84 said:

Gotta love the nipple bars. 

FUCK NO!!!!!!! When I look at them my own nipples feel the pain - OUCH!!!!!!!!!!. Pretty hard to suck on her nipples or even gently bit them (my teeth would crumble - lol). Might have to kick her out of bed because of that - LMFAO. Why ruin perfectly good nipples?

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Bottom's up

Just drop it in (for the guys that have a difficult time getting an erection).

Ass up, head down position?

Casting couch tryout

Legs and ass model

Go ahead and fuck/abuse my pussy and asshole as long as I don't have to look at you.

Where are you my man? Don't let my strapon dildo scare you.

Oh baby, I am so tired that I pretty much can sleep anywhere

I can drink you under the couch/sofa (workin' on it)

I would have to be totally drunk to have sex with you. Okay, I'm good to go now.

Sometimes I feel like my life is upside down. Does it show?

If I take a shit in this position, I want to prove that shit does in fact roll downhill.

How to thoroughly enjoy having sex with a buttaface.

Somewhat acceptable way to hide from the cams (hide your face but still show the goodies - being considerate to the viewers).

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