builds up a appitite for dinner

call the police,swat,gsg9,sas,spetznaz,parachute regiment,rangers,us marines,mosad,even captain price from call of duty,as a serious crime has been commited,even call scotland yard serious crimes division.

she put clothes on.nooooooooo

where is the logic in cooking dinner naked and eating same dinner clothed??? someone do the maths please

2 hours ago, Scotsman84 said:

Gotta love the nipple bars. 

FUCK NO!!!!!!! When I look at them my own nipples feel the pain - OUCH!!!!!!!!!!. Pretty hard to suck on her nipples or even gently bit them (my teeth would crumble - lol). Might have to kick her out of bed because of that - LMFAO. Why ruin perfectly good nipples?

Caption competition.

I am never drinking again.

The wi-fi reach in this place is a joke!

I fuckin' hate Mondays.

 

 

Bottom's up

Just drop it in (for the guys that have a difficult time getting an erection).

Ass up, head down position?

Casting couch tryout

Legs and ass model

Go ahead and fuck/abuse my pussy and asshole as long as I don't have to look at you.

Where are you my man? Don't let my strapon dildo scare you.

Oh baby, I am so tired that I pretty much can sleep anywhere

I can drink you under the couch/sofa (workin' on it)

I would have to be totally drunk to have sex with you. Okay, I'm good to go now.

Sometimes I feel like my life is upside down. Does it show?

If I take a shit in this position, I want to prove that shit does in fact roll downhill.

How to thoroughly enjoy having sex with a buttaface.

Somewhat acceptable way to hide from the cams (hide your face but still show the goodies - being considerate to the viewers).