July 6, 20196 yr The lights are on, but nobody's home A few beers short of a six-pack The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead A few screws short of a hardware store About as sharp as a marble
July 6, 20196 yr A sandwich short of a picnic A few bricks short of a full load Not the full quid Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree The elevator does not go to the top floor A few cards short of a full deck Not the sharpest knife in the draw
July 7, 20196 yr Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff A few fuses short of a full circuit Thick as two planks of wood A few clowns short of a circus No grain in the silo
July 7, 20196 yr Forgot to pay their brain bill As bright as a blackout The battery is not fully charged Would lose a debate with a doorknob
July 8, 20196 yr Author A few snags short of a barbie. Not the sharpest pencil in the case. Dimmer than the inside of a coffin. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
July 10, 20196 yr Couldn't pour water out a boot with the instructions on the heel. Fire is burning, but the chimney is clogged. Has mostly air between the ears. In the pinball of life, his/her flippers were a little further apart than most.
July 11, 20196 yr A few spanners short of a tool box Not the full bottle A couple of ribs short of a cage The bouncy castle has a hole in it Table for four, but two chairs missing
July 11, 20196 yr The phone's connected, but there's no dial tone Not the crispest shirt in the closet Their dog teaches them new tricks If brains were electricity, they wouldn't have enough to light a firefly
July 12, 20196 yr Not the brightest light in the harbour An intellect rivaled only by garden tools Another brain would be lonely Not the quickest horse in the stable If their nose was on upside down they'd drown in the rain
July 15, 20196 yr Author Somewhere there's a village missing it's idiot. A few colours short of a rainbow. Their banjo is short a few strings. So dense, light bends around them. Biscuits aren't quite baked. Not the most absorbent sponge in the sink.
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