Flume Posted July 6, 2019 Posted July 6, 2019 Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Scotsman84 and delta10 2 Quote
Flume Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 A few fries short of a happy meal. Scotsman84 1 Quote
Flume Posted July 6, 2019 Author Posted July 6, 2019 The gates are down and the lights are on, but the train ain't coming. Scotsman84 and Vaz 2 Quote
Vaz Posted July 6, 2019 Posted July 6, 2019 The lights are on, but nobody's home A few beers short of a six-pack The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead A few screws short of a hardware store About as sharp as a marble Scotsman84 and Flume 2 Quote
delta10 Posted July 6, 2019 Posted July 6, 2019 A sandwich short of a picnic A few bricks short of a full load Not the full quid Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree The elevator does not go to the top floor A few cards short of a full deck Not the sharpest knife in the draw Flume and Scotsman84 2 Quote
Scorpio 22 Posted July 7, 2019 Posted July 7, 2019 Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff A few fuses short of a full circuit Thick as two planks of wood A few clowns short of a circus No grain in the silo Scotsman84, delta10 and Flume 3 Quote
Satan Posted July 7, 2019 Posted July 7, 2019 Forgot to pay their brain bill As bright as a blackout The battery is not fully charged Would lose a debate with a doorknob delta10, Flume and Scotsman84 3 Quote
Flume Posted July 8, 2019 Author Posted July 8, 2019 A few snags short of a barbie. Not the sharpest pencil in the case. Dimmer than the inside of a coffin. Too much yardage between the goal posts. Scorpio 22 and Scotsman84 2 Quote
Scotsman84 Posted July 10, 2019 Posted July 10, 2019 Couldn't pour water out a boot with the instructions on the heel. Fire is burning, but the chimney is clogged. Has mostly air between the ears. In the pinball of life, his/her flippers were a little further apart than most. Flume, Scorpio 22 and delta10 3 Quote
Sketch Posted July 11, 2019 Posted July 11, 2019 A few spanners short of a tool box Not the full bottle A couple of ribs short of a cage The bouncy castle has a hole in it Table for four, but two chairs missing Scotsman84, Flume, delta10 and 1 other 3 1 Quote
Johnny Posted July 11, 2019 Posted July 11, 2019 The phone's connected, but there's no dial tone Not the crispest shirt in the closet Their dog teaches them new tricks If brains were electricity, they wouldn't have enough to light a firefly Scotsman84, Scorpio 22 and Flume 3 Quote
Wazzer Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 Quite fitting really for both RLC and VHTV. Scotsman84 and Scorpio 22 1 1 Quote
Wazzer Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 Not the brightest light in the harbour An intellect rivaled only by garden tools Another brain would be lonely Not the quickest horse in the stable If their nose was on upside down they'd drown in the rain Scotsman84, RUBBERMAN, Johnny and 1 other 4 Quote
Flume Posted July 15, 2019 Author Posted July 15, 2019 Somewhere there's a village missing it's idiot. A few colours short of a rainbow. Their banjo is short a few strings. So dense, light bends around them. Biscuits aren't quite baked. Not the most absorbent sponge in the sink. Johnny, Wazzer, delta10 and 2 others 5 Quote
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