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Ok so some of the video-shoot was covered,but what about the rest? 1 of 4 lumps.

The participants locations vary from asleep in bed. Lazing or asleep in lounge area. They could be found lazing or sleeping on a day bed in kitchen if there is enough space. Beware of the sneaky snooze in a spare bedroom. If they are not asleep or lazing they can usually be found smoking in the Loggia areas. When not asleep the participants can be found glued to their mobile phones/laptops/PC's. Their activity of choice is binge watching tv shows via various streaming services. A popular choice for the hard of thinking or mortally stoned is cartoons. They graze on take-away foods in various parts of their apartments, this activity is not restricted to traditional areas such as a kitchen or dining area. Sometimes participants can be found engaged in the mating ritual or copulation. Unlike other animals who mate for procreation, these humans mate for fun & cash. A few of the participants will also stray way from their partner and shag anything that moves. This can happen when participants leave their apartment to visit other participants apartments,although not always. Again the location of said shagging is not restricted to traditional areas such as a bedroom, but can take place anywhere. Of course we are lucky to be able to watch these behaviours thanks to the numerous,(not very well) hidden cameras.

Well Hi there! 😘

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Two parts, 1/2. Hi there!

Hello perverts weirdos good peoples of xcamfan VHtv section. Times have been tough throughout & following the china virus the wuh-flu the pandemic. Many people have had their lives turned upside down & incomes have taken a massive hit. So I am grovelling on bended knees asking for your help. To ensure that the VHtv section of this forum continues to show you juicy pervery without you freeloading bastards having to buy a subscription. I urge you all to look into your arse hearts and spare what you can towards Plank's pocket fundraiser. I swear I will use your cash wisely by investing in state of the art booze & class A narcotics the future of our glorious forum. Thank you very much. *Use Promo code 'Piss Take' for 0% off.*

Remember this girl, one of the photo-shoot models from Agnia's place? Well she turned up at Sunny's place. Liberal application of the lube..... .....before a bit of anal. I don't think she was really into that,so on to some vag. He did a great job & she cums hard. Happy families.

Like I said, taking the piss.

And the point of this apartment is what exactly?

The Department of Names are taking the piss again aren't they?

I was going to call this a few weeks ago when we saw this couple involved in a foursome with Demira & Myagi. The blonde girl seemed to also like some cock. We saw them again at a gathering at Archi's & I thought then that this couple are not shy,they seem to be fun and could have potential. Well it looks like they have passed the audition process.

Wow ! Does this mean I get to sweep floors,make gallons of tea,run errands & listen to time-served senior hands go on along the lines of, "you bloody kids today don't know you are born,when I were a lad ,all of this was fields as far as the eye could see....now look at it, fuckin' ruined. And don't get me started about bloody computers & automation. We had to make things with our own bare hands,we didn't have gloves,kids today are soft, a right load of jessy's.......are you making that tea or what!" Penis has grown another 2mm.

Always knew that Anna was skilled in certain areas, but never knew she had artistic skills. 🎨

Relocation ! What for? Get rid of this waste of space.

And it looked so good at the re-launch a few nights ago with Archi & Kat, but another argument between Antonio & Mila & she disappears again. Hope she shows up at Archi & Kat's. But if she has any future on this project she has to kick his sorry arse into touch.

LOOK ! I've gone up a rank ! I can barely contain my excitement! And my penis has grown by 5mm !

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Two lumps because.......1/2 Let me see your homework Miss. Well this is poor. Sorry Sir I will beat my self. Why I oughta take my belt to you. Oh goody!

So this happened. Serg on one knee. With this.....bent out paper clip/piece of wire or whatever the f..... 'Wtf am I doing?' I know I've been critical of Theresa & Serg but Congratulations ! Mazel Tov etc. 🥂

The Dept. of Names are really taking the piss now aren't they. In case you have no idea, let me elucidate. 👨‍🎓 These colourful bundles of joy are 'Tinky Winky', 'Dipsy', 'LaLa' & 'Po'. They are characters from the UK's BBC Children's TV show Teletubbies. I am disappointed that there is no representation for my favourite, 'Noo Noo'. *Plank starts to bang head on wall repeatedly.

What the hell is this new Rank stuff? Not that I give a shit because post counts don't enlarge your penis ! 💪 But seriously, a member of this forum since 2015,2.3k posts,5 shiny badges and ranked a Newbie? What a load of Bollocks! ❌

Once again I am having serious doubts about my continued membership of VHtv. There is very little that grabs my attention these days. For me there is not one apartment that I want watch to or look forward to watching to see what has happened. Not including the apartments that are offline,and adding 0.5 apartments that half interest me,my score is a generous 7/32. Ok maybe I'm looking through rose-tinted glasses back to a time when VHtv had stellar talent,but this is crap. The quality of the new crop of tenants (and their friends) is piss poor. Unattractive women,I know it's different strokes for different folks but seriously, would you? I thought not. Some of the women have had, or do have mental health issues,you can see the self harm scars if you look close enough. Two of the more attractive women, Stephanie & her blonde friend, we are not allowed to post about? Unimaginative,no parties of the standard we used to have, yeah Covid might have dented some of that, but body painting & twister is rlc lame assed territory,not VHtv's usual fare. The tenants are lazy,sleep most of the time,watch their phones,even in the middle of sex? Some can't be bothered to tidy up their apartments & some have dubious self care & personal hygiene. Their daily routines & efforts to entertain us are repetitive,predictable and downright dull. I wonder how many subscribers need to walk away before VHtv sit up & take notice of their customers?