Plank

Huge post,three parts. 1/3 Blonde guest girl visits,& isn't shy. Hi there! Washing Bev's feet,you'll see why. The feetist's are going to love this. The kitten is becoming a nuisance! Then Hugo turned out the lights! 🤬 The light from the lounge caused havoc with the night vision for a while. Bev gets a bit pissy when this happened,it wasn't the last time either. Cat getting on Bev's nerves.

Her apartment has vanished from the menu again. Let me guess,she & he fighting again?

Lump 2/2. Look who decided to join in,Athena & Apollo. Lydia stripping Athena,Marianne getting stuck into Apollo. Lydia assists Marianne. Loki shoots his load,he & Marianne leave the room. Watching the action is Karel. He can't resist a squeeze. At this point Apollo almost ruins it all as he tries to shove Athena's head into Lydia's crotch,as we know,she's not ready for that yet. (see Mira & Henry's page) She let him know she wasn't pleased. And just when it was all getting interesting,it went offline. 🤬 Karel allegedly doing something slightly illegal in front of the bathroom cam............one of these days they will learn. As I said above,these advertised 'party' nights have a habit of going to shit!

Huge post in two lumps. Lump 1/2 I am always slightly apprehensive when VHtv's twitter page advertises 'a party at.......', because we have been let down before,and it has all turned to shit. But here is the standard promo pic,but from our view. You can spot Allison in the middle,she has a face like a smacked arse. And then it all went a bit weird,lots of comings & goings,secretive chats between people, Lydia & Maren on the bed,Marianne & Apollo in the loggia, Athena chatting in the kitchen. Meanwhile Allison & Roger sat in the lounge wondering why do we have to let our apartment be used by this lot so they can 'party'? But nothing happened for nearly five hours,thankfully Lydia & Loki & Marianne are never shy in coming forward. Going Going Gone!

Gathering for the last night of Athena,(the English teacher) & Apollo before M & H return. (They are back and have fabulous all over tans.) Allison & Roger and Maren & Karel. Game of strip-poker that was going nowhere. However Athena & Maren went to the bedroom and had a naked chat,in English. An English language class with a difference. Maren struggled for words at times,but did well considering she was talking about sexual activities. Some of the conversation was hard for me to follow as they would break into their own language when they weren't sure of the word to use. But they seemed to be discussing Athena's new sexual experiences. M How many years ago did you start to practice ?licking ? A I have never practiced ?*** M You are wrong,I can help you to your memory. Do you remember our party in my flat,a month ago or maybe more, when we played one game. And when I should to lick your pussy? A.Errm? M I can say more, you told me that I did it better than all men which did it before.Do you remember? A Yes I remember but I don't mean,lesbian sexual... I mean that I have never.... done oral sex on another ? M. Ah you mean you have done it from girls, but you have never done it yourself? A agrees. M Do you want to try? A Maybe in the future but now I will wait. M As an older/mature woman I can give you advice,before feeling that you don't like it you should try it. So I have experienced different partner,and I am normal. The next part of the conversation was hard to understand as there was background noise. But they were discussing random guys, 'youths' Saying that they weren't interested but with their friends it was different. Maren seemed to be encouraging Athena to join her parties. M You have opportunity to have you should try to answer to you,you must come without your car so you can drink alcohol. Next time we will give you a new emotion, & you will be able to understand your addition in the world of sex. I have witnessed the shy & hesitant Athena blossom,and she didn't hold back with Bruno & friend the other night. Maren could be a good friend to have. I've only just found out that it looks like Lydia & Loki might not be returning,which is a shame. So maybe Maren is stepping into the breech?....I hope so.

So Kira is cooking. She squeezes the dregs out of the pack and splatters herself in puree. She see's the funny side of it,being aware she is on top of the cam. D'oh! Exclusive Hair update. Phase 1. Phase 2.

Alisa made an effort tonight,Alec visited for a 'meal'.

Last night J had a nice 'bate session for nearly 2 hours while watching some seriously hard multiple cocks porn.👀

2/2 Maren was cleaning out the bath,Karel had other ideas.

An act in two parts. 1/2 Gathering of a few familiar faces, no idea why,goodbye's? Lets put it this way, it took five & half hours to get Maren's top off. But there was a photo-shoot in the bathroom,which was a bonus. Hi there! I call this ,'Behind the scenes of blonde in the bath' TM 😁 The shoot ended and it looked like the evening was winding down in it's usual fashion. 🙄

@dougiestyle4u Those graphics aren't a true representation of the viewer stats, I've fixed it. 🤣 Seriously though,if VHtv doesn't up their game, re; Quality,they are going to start sliding down glass mountain sooner than they realise.

Marry's mum,thanks Scorpio,I thought it was just me! 😋 Fuck it al I threatened it so here goes,not sure I'm going to be a member for much longer unless things improve. The worst set of apartments in the history of VHtv. Lily & Sirius,hope they are moving to an apartment with better sound insulation. Allison & Roger,have been very disappointing in their apartment,yet were screwing at every turn while they were at Mira & Henry's? How many times have we seen that? Maren & Karel visit,Maren brings the sexy underwear with her,they get dressed up & nothing happens at all? So clearly a staged event to get the viewers attention and that is all. That is called, taking the fucking piss & everyone knows it! Beatrice & Mateo,sexy woman,nice couple,early days. Gretta & Ganzel,have been a good addition,top shaggers. Mulan, Lukas,can't be bothered to work out the dynamic in this apartment,cam angles are shit.no thanks. Charly, Dora, Alikusya,not my scene,no thanks. Sheril,why? Sicilia, Britney, Paige,this has been better than I expected. Stifler,oh how the mighty have fallen,& Katrin's presence isn't helping. Masha & Lex, Sandra & Dima,the girls are cute,the cam-shows are standard with fake dp's thrown in. No thanks Jessie & Tomy. Raul & Julya's latest stable addition. Same ole cam shows,blocked views for VHtv viewers. Nope. Val. Cute,some sexy friends.Marcus wasn't gonna hang around when she was shagging the weird haired guitarist dude on the side,also Ian getting overly touchy feely. Mia & Ragnar,cam-shows by Mia & big Rag likes to farm her out to his mates to screw? Sleazy at best,sweaty at worst. Jennifer & Bradley,great couple but the focus is on Kylie at the moment. A bit of focus on the cams & lighting would be good. I see new friends have been camping in the lounge this week,doesn't seem to be any indication for them to become 'involved'. Sofi, Ellie, Kirill,grade A porn cam shows,that is all. Deborah & Ian. I wonder how long before Ian & Val get together & Deborah gets her heart broken? Milly,same Milly just in a better apartment. Abby, Dayana,Abby has been doing some solo cam stuff,shades dude is still around,and Dayana is the tall dark haired one who vanished,she has returned,but doesn't do much. Elza,sexy woman but....why!?!? ffs! Maddie & Jasper,not sure if they have got anything else to offer? Helena & Eva.....why!?!? ffs! Stephie & Still, Virginia & Alexis, Sabrina & Scott, a lounge that looks like an abandoned Indian restaurant,so large you could land aircraft. plus shit cams....why!?!? ffs! Lia & Brock,in danger of going next. Aleksa & Stephanie,new apartment,same old routine. Currently have Viki & Kate having a vacation with them. Viki is still doing cam-shows. Not allowed to post any pics,so I won't. Alisa, is anyone else worried about our Princess? A shadow of her former self. Julmodels.....why!?!? ffs! Candy Red & Jack White.....why!?!? ffs! Beverley & Hugo,there have been some nice evenings with Flexi-friend or Eva/Ava or whatever. Cute friend & her boyfriend visited the other night, the dares game kicked off & it was clear that it wasn't going anywhere really. Bev taking the piss out of her friend & boyfriend behind their backs,did herself no favours & showed us a nasty side.This week a thumbs down. Nina & Kira. I love them,their mental cats & birds. End of,don't @ me ! Nikki, Matt, Poppy,I find Nikki attractive,& she seems happy with Matt. I just wish Poppy & his various friends would fuck off. Marla & Hector,don't watch them,no comment. Ary & George,another genuine couple who have had some great nights,but they seem to be in a bit of a lull at the moment. I know Ary has not been physical well recently,& I wish her a speedy recovery. Mira & Henry, another in the category 'oh how the mighty have fallen'. Relying on their purple dreadlocked friend to man the fort. Between cam-shows this week she has been screwed by Felix,Anally by some random guy who's dick was as thick as her arm. And a few hours later Loki showed up,which I was surprised at,I thought he had better standards than that. I'm not going to name call here,there's no point. But some of these characters are really unattractive,physically & behaviorally. When I think back to a few years ago and just about every apartment was worth watching, or had some interest. Not now.🙁

Lydia & Loki spotted. 😃

Look who came to visit. And she plays. 😍 Are you ready for some Bedroom action? I can confirm that DE has left the building. Nina is there on her own learning to play "Danny Boy" or "Londonderry Air".

Glamorous Lily & Sirius stayed with Jakar & Lilka a few weeks ago. They had a gathering the other night which didn't go anywhere other than a tall redheaded girl getting very drunk. Tonight's gathering started to get interesting when two of the female guests started getting into each other. Photo shoot. Everything went off the boil ,until guest girl started getting frisky with Lily. Lily & Guest on their way to the bedroom where Sirius is chilling. Lily gets called away as two of her female friends,(not pictured) go to leave. Sirius & girl continue. Sirius was doing a fine job,until the neighbours banged on the wall. That killed guest girls mood somewhat.They weren't being that noisy,she wasn't screaming the house down,and the music was out of a phone? Lily concerned. Other guest gets dressed. This evening is a bust,what a shame. You would have thought that VHtv would find apartments where they expect rampant sex to be going on,to have better than wafer thin walls!

Ok,I must admit that I am bitterly disappointed. I expected a full on shag-fest by now,but it looks like it's heading towards Charades. Point of order; No Props! ❌

Part 2. Bev wants something in her mouth. And she is not being subtle about it. H declines? Bev finds something else to chew on. Another great session, and who knows what will happen next time? I think that Bev & Flexi would be up for it,but Hugo might have learnt a lesson or two from the previous apartment. I will say it again....More ! 😁

Flexi-friend visits again. An act in two parts. 1 of 2 Hugo gets to watch. Bev subtly signals to Hugo to get involved. He declined the offer? H leaves the room,probably to adjust his undercarriage. When he returns the girls are mostly naked. B beckons to H again.

Lydia & Loki's pals Maren & her guy is Karel turned up. Maren gets comfy. And this is the free-cam view in the lounge.

@tech6624 And anyone else who is remotely interested. I have a name for her,she is known as Maren & her guy is Karel. They are currently at Alison & Roger's. Go to their page....if you want to.....no pressure....

After my "VHtv = 32 with some to return,how many & who is debatable", comment above it got me thinking,who would I have return and who wouldn't. These are my opinions & I know everyone has their favourites,but lets not get into a fist fight eh? Candy Red & Jack White.No,they have been pretty boring at best. Lilka & Jakar. I would keep her & get rid of him. Elza, Calipso.More cam-shows,why? Looked to me as though Elza had given up even trying. Amelie.Hell No! Vita & Tom. Using this platform to promote their career in porn.Sexy girl but No Sina & Jules .Probably not,seemed to have run their course. Melissa & Sergio .Supporter and big critic. I've given them the benefit of the doubt so many times,there are those that won't. I am still pissed off by the way they have treated various people who have propped up their apartment & viewing figures. Alexandra & Chad. Alex is fun at parties but they have probably run their course. Aurora & Philip. They were getting interesting,they deserve another go. Melanie & Albert. Not sure but their guest Bethany,yes please,but that would mean more cam-shows? Ilka & Sam.Hmmm? I liked them but,not sure they would have many viewers if Ilka didn't drop her guard a bit. Kira & Emily. No Kira is a nasty so & so, I wouldn't trust her to boil me an egg. Ada & Alan. The nostalgic part of me says yes,but the realist says Alan is a shit & has had his time.He also has to man-up and cut Nina's apron strings. Ada,yes. Lexa & Waverley. Who ? and No. Grace & Jacob. Maybe, things were just getting interesting with them and Sarita & Cohen when the apartment went down.Always liked Grace,but we don't need a repeat of the all day tease shows with friends. PS, Really tempted to rip into the current apartments. 🤬 Update, Candy Red & Jack White & Elza, Calipso are back online. Update 2,Lydia & Loki. Have departed VHtv, that is a massive loss! 🤬

Nothing like a bit of drama to drive up the viewing figures eh? Reconciliation buffet? Topped off with a back to normal cam-show. Moving on then....the new apartment are having a game of Twister!.......🙄

It's a numbers game mate. rlc = 11 online apartments. VHtv = 32 with some to return,how many & who is debatable. I have always been critical of the VHtv's quantity over quality approach,and for me the quality is lacking at the moment. There are quite a few apartments that I have no interest in at all. Might be a nice idea to be able to switch off apartments from the menu & preview panes that you don't like,but that's not going to happen. But their argument will be that there is something for everyone's tastes.

Drama-Llama alert. I don't know what has happened here,it's rare that I watch this apartment,and by the looks of it not many do. For me the girls wearing Chaturbate t-shirts was crass, and although the girls put on shows together, it seemed to be all about Viki's shows & her audience, while Kate sits alone out of cam-view. You would have thought that they would have learnt from their ?third time on VHtv that you have to keep the VHtv fans happy or else you are homeless. Kate,the curvy one,packing her stuff? Chain smoking,tears and conversation in the loggia. A tearful Viki,the leggy one. Kate took her bags somewhere & returned with a bottle, to what, toast the end? The last thing I would want anywhere near a break up would be a throwable glass bottle! The girls settled down for the night,Kate seemed to want one more session,for old times sake,Viki wasn't having any of it.

She is part of the Lydia & Loki gang,I don't know her name? We need Lydia & Loki and their epic parties back soon to inject some excitement into VHtv. And if anyone has seen her involved in the action at Lydia & Loki's,she is anything but 'quiet'. 😜 Also, Mira & Henry's painfully thin dreadlocked friend does nothing for me.