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I see Theresa turned up for a couple of nights with some guy in tow.....hmmmm? 😒

It's ok Nina & Kira fans...look ! 🥰 They came to fix a cam. Nina makes everyone laugh. Hi ! Kira pretends to wash up. Stay !

Part 2. Anna tries to encourage Alex to get involved. Burberry leaves the room & joined Alex in the lounge. By this point I would have thought that Alex would be balls deep in the lounge. Nope despite some encouragement? Point of no return for Stiffy the lucky sod! Guys crash out in the lounge,the girls swap notes.

Opening night in two parts. Well look who's here. Just give me a knife & fork, I will start now Queen Anna! I assume other girl is Burberry,no idea who the guy in the check shirt is. Louis Vuitton? 😅 King Alex,nice outfit. Anna changes. Loius left after realising he wasn't getting none.

Something odd going on here? For me 12 out of 29.( not including today's newbies) Subscription up for renewal soon,or maybe not? Voyeur-House.TV - (15 Offline Apartments) Sina & Jules Melissa & Sergio Milly Alexandra & Chad Aurora & Philip Melanie & Albert Nina & Kira Lilka & Jakar Beverley & Hugo Ilka & Sam Kira & Emily Ada & Alan Lexa & Waverley -Grace & Jacob -Stifler

The only exercise this lot get is playing this dance game. It's great, they are oblivious to how hilarious it is to watch. Worrying thing for Guitarist Ian is,that he doesn't seem to have any sense of rhythm or coordination?

We have some names for the guests. Bethany & Derek.

This is the old apartment for Julia & Raul & Anna. You should recognise Cassie & Konnor if you ever watched any of J & R's cam shows. And there is Raul doing the same show again.

Opening night party for Sofia & Karim Mickey. Gathering of the crew,they look like they are having so much fun that they can barely contain their excitement. A few stupid party games and everyone went home. When you consider some of the players here,this has got to be the worst opening night in the history of VHtv. 50 Shades of Beige!

Update. The maintenance work obviously didn't go too well,so they are moving them instead. Side note,no offence but why do Candy & Jack need a vacation? They don't do anything!

Where these two go,this girl friend (closest to the cam) goes with them. They have a very relaxed relationship among their friends, very laid back,lots of nudity,shared baths,but there has been no crossovers or merging. Oh btw that blonde/orange ,antique pine hair colour really does not suit Deborah one bit,awful. Well sweetie,if you are going to show off for the cams....guess what.

Part 2. Sonia left the room,eventually Karim Mickey followed,not sure what happened, Mickey getting too friendly with Mel or ?Michelle freaking her out? Mickey gives guest girl a teaching session on which order the buttons should be pressed to get the maximum pay out. It wouldn't be a real session without some drama from Mel & Serg would it? Not sure what the reason for this was? He had been grinding away for a while but Mel seemed disinterested, at one point I thought she was having a nap. The change in Sonia since she left her own apartment has been great. I like Mickey as well he seems ok. They get on very well with Mel & Serg. But as we have seen so many times with Mel & Serg,they are coasting again & relying on others to create interest in their apartment.

Agree,but,even as a supporter of Mel & Serg I wonder if it is time for them to move on? Leave Sonia & Mickey in that apartment. I seriously doubt that Krista & Andrew would return to the fold,they don't 'need' to be a part of this anymore. An interesting observation from when K & A left the other day. Hugs & kisses from Serg,Sonia & Mickey for K & A,nothing from Mel.....hmmm? Anyway let's get on to last nights gathering. Part 1 of 2. Mel & Serg,Sonia & Mickey and a new couple Michelle & Richard. Usual build up games to test if the new couple were 'up for it'. Give us a twirl. So to the bedroom,Sonia has changed into something more alluring. Michelle can't wait to get her hands on Sonia. Sonia breaks away, Mickey helping himself to Mel's nip. Serg gets some pay back. Michelle goes for Sonia again.

Oh don't you start with food/munching/fries/gravy/ketchup stuff,we've got enough problems with @dougiestyle4u ! 🤣

I'm still trying to work out if you're horny or hungry? 🤣

So Marcy & Diego have gone,no great loss. I hope Funny turns up somewhere. However G-dog is not having a good day is he. Oh what a friggin' shame. 🙄 Coincidence, or has he forgotten to bung someone? Weds 17th,am. So what Maintenance are they doing to three apartments for three days? Re-wiring the entire place? Re doing the plumbing? And as for ISP issues,my provider would be an ex-provider by now.Hmmm?

Should've got rid of Dildo and left Marcy & Funny to it. Oh well.

Double bubble, Marcy & Funny watch!

I wondered why they were all cleaning the apartment thoroughly. I'm going to assume that they are away setting up Sonia's new place? Did you really think I wasn't going to cover this? I am really happy to see Krista 😍& Andrew return! Time to play Hide & Seek/Chase with the cat.

Point of order. I did not say I had first dibs on Kira. I said that if ever N & K wanted some meat in their sammich,then I would volunteer. Of course it would be a purely selfless act on my part as I would not enjoy it at all. Honest. 🙄

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous......wait...errmmm.

Welcome to the Asylum ! 🤪