Plank
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You could also say that masturbation is the best form of safe sex. Unless you're doing it in the middle of the supermarket. That's when I got arrested. 👊👮♂️ 🤣
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I said this on April 11th on the VHtv General Discussions page,sorry if you've read it already. "The VHtv lot do not have a clue what Social Distancing is. Let's face it most of them don't know what condoms are."
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Queen Daenerys,also known as Daenerys Stormborn from Game of Thrones. Cute Daenerys,also known as Daenerys So-boring from Grimmest of Tedium I'm sorry, I've tried and given up with this place. 😕
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Funny in Fishnets. Looked like she was waiting for someone who never showed? Ok then,do selfies.
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Funny has some girl-time with Diego's raven haired friend. And why has Raven been spending time with Funny? Diego is too busy playing a game. That awkward moment when.... Have a go. This is one of those conversations. " You'd rather play on a game than play with me?" Or has she realised that he is a bellend that has also been screwing the cute blonde girl as well as her?
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@gironimo Thanks mate, I probably should be on a commission from VHtv the amount of publicity I have done for them. 🤣 At least a % discount would be good. I liked Anni but this new girl is on a different level. 😘
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Steady on @RUBBERMAN, that's Anna & Alex you're talking about! Gods of VHtv. 🤣 You name it they have probably done it & then some. Have a look in the video archive. 😳 Meanwhile, where have two of the bedroom cams gone? Not that it makes any difference with this numb nuts around who wants to hide from the cams. Well at least she's not sleeping,makes a nice change! He lasted an incredible 3 minutes. Well done ! Pick up a sticker on your way out. 🤡
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6/6 A has a break,G & friend,passionate stuff! Friend is doing the all the work here,she is very much fucking G. Friend cums hard. A & G finish off as friend goes to freshen up. And what have we learnt from all of this,the best 3some in a long while. Genuine,passionate & horny as... Ary is a star for bringing her friend to our attention & letting her play. George is a rock-star,super-stud who makes some of the VHtv males look like amateurs. New friend is great, can she stay please! Or have her own place. Or come & live with me. She would kill me but that's a price I'm willing to pay & it would be one hell of a way to go ! Also, I must get one of those beds,because that make can stand up to a lot of punishment!
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5/6 Wednesday morning. And back to glorious mole vision. G goes for a break,girls carry on.
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4/6 Round 4. Now what? Everyone happy.
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3/6. Just when I thought it was all over. Round 3. G & A were not expecting that to happen,no-one is complaining!
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2/6. Smoke break & friend without mole vision. Round 2. A's turn. G then smashes the bejasus out of the friend.
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This thread is fkin' huge! But well worth it. I have had to be brutal with the editing, and it still comes down to about 6,yes 6 post's. 1/6. On Sunday night/Monday morning a friend turned up at A & G's,nothing happened. Early hours of Tuesday,drinking,playing cards. Oh hello? The take pants off only using your teeth game. The first night A & Friend shared the bed,G was on the couch. Sorry not my fault,the mole vision starts here. Round 1. G needs a break,girls carry on.
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Part 3. The beasting or rag-dolling of Mel.
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Part 2. Mel keen to get the action going again. Attempted DP. Mel shows Serg the way. I've cut out the bit where Spare tried to guide Mel's head towards his cock,which she politely refused. Awkward. 😁 At this point the VH feeds went to shit,great!,thanks! Serg is screwing C btw. That's as close as H got to Mel? Mel looking after Fave as Cori uses a vibrator on Serg. C makes Serg cum. And that deserved a round of clap applause. Got to feel sorry for Spare in all this. In the middle of an orgy & not getting any. If that guy fell into a barrel of tits he would come out sucking his own thumb. 🤣
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I suppose I should comment about last nights events. You've probably already seen the pics elsewhere,but here goes. Part 1 of 3. Scene setter.Gathering with Harry & Cori,Mel's new favourite guy,let's call him 'Fave' seeing as he hasn't been given a name yet.,one of his mates,I will call him 'Spare',you'll see why. The cute girl from the other night & one of her friends. The girls started to leave,shame,before they got out of the door Mel started at Cori & Fave pushed his luck. Spare doesn't know what to do as it all kicks off. Fave gets stuck into C. Mel has got a grip on Spare.He thinks this will go further. This is Mel's tactic of making sure it doesn't. Spare gets the same treatment from C. She got uncomfortable with his lurking and moved out. Lads. 🙄
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I have no idea who this visitor is,but can she return soon please! 😜 Are you thinking what I am?
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Alisa & friend. Hi there!
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It was nice to see A & A setting this place up. Anna is as cute as ever and Alex is still drunk,no change there then.😄 PS. I hope that is not the same green throw that A & A were using three years ago. If it is,I hope it has been through an industrial boil wash.😷
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Strange as G & J 's sessions with Sarita & Cohen were getting interesting?
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" Clean-up required on Aisle 4 please."
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"Don't mind me,I'm only browsing." 👀
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Flexible Funny.
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I wondered what happened when the personnel changed overnight. So now we have Jerry & Thomas, or Tom & Jerry.....really ffs!,the department of names are taking the piss. We've already got a Penny & Peter. Who next? Buzz & Woody. Fred & Wilma. Barney & Betty. That's a foursome that will make the bed rock.
