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Alisa has got a new toy. It's remote controlled. Alec visits to show her that she doesn't need a a mechanised dick on a stick.
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Ok so we need to work out who is Diego? Is it this guy from Alan & Ada's? Or the beardy guy pictured above who screwed her all over the apartment on opening night?
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I would like to refer the honourable gentlemen to the comment I made on January 18th, and I quote. "Errm, I am on record from their rlc days as volunteering to be the meat in that sammich if ever the situation should arise,so back off punk!" 🤣
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Laura & Jakar
Plank replied to StnCld316's topic in Laura & Jakar - (11/24/19 - 08/20/20) & (10/27/20 - 02/15/21)
I don't know why this cute girl stays with this shithouse of a man. He seems to prefer to spend most of his time screwing some,(and I've got to be careful here with my choice of words, as not to offend women)rough as construction workers boots. Lilka gets kicked out of her own bed so he can carry on. I don't know what hold he has over her but it is abusive. We have seen previous parties where it has all gone pear shaped due to too much booze,recreational's, flakey fucked up individuals or a combination of all. Tonight's mass gathering ended when some guy jumped on Jakar, I think it was meant to be playfully but Jakar kicked off,talk about a hair trigger!. He needed to be restrained by various people. Looked to me as though the guy who jumped on Jakar could have ended up with a dislocated shoulder or maybe a fractured arm/wrist.Lilka looked absolutely mortified by the events. There are two options here. 1.Keep Lilka and throw Jakar out on his arse. 2.Shut the apartment down. -
She was arguing with Alec her first choice shag monkey.After the drama they had make up sex with Alisa rimming him a lot. I've said before that I think Alec can be a cruel nasty bastard when he wants. I think I know why Alisa keeps moving apartment. Alisa was waiting in the company of Stiffy for her cute but awfully tattoo'd girl friend to return. As soon as she got through the door Alisa started screaming & shouting at her.And like the showdown with Brenda,she wouldn't allow the other girl to get a word in. She goes back to the lounge and is having a joke with Stiffy about it.Then she kicks off again at the girl seconds later? If she was my apartment neighbour, screaming and shouting at the top of her lungs at 645 on a Sunday morning,I would kick off no matter how attractive she is. It is no wonder she keeps getting relocated.
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Hair Update. It's gone pink. That is all,carry on.
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N & K have got a couple of birds. What could possibly go wrong? Birds enter cage. Cats enter room. "Oooh look,live prey!" Cat says," Are you mental,she gets pissed off with the roomba!" "Hello birdys,we shall call you.....lunch." Babe,I think this might be a mistake. Tick-tock muthafuckers!
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Part 2. I don't do mole vision unless it is worth it. There was no way Sam was going to miss out on this. Guest girl & the earth shattering orgasm. A superb,genuine,intense,passionate & fun session. More of that please.
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Huge post ,two parts,part 1. Friend over for drinks etc. Massage time. Then this happened. To the bedroom. Sam pass me that dildo. & switch the lights off on your way out. Switch the lights off on your way out.
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One of those places where you wipe your feet on the way out! 🤣 There is no truth in the rumour that Coronavirus started in that apartment. 😷 ..............(too soon? 🤔)
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Grace has gone blonde.
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Quod erat demonstrandum. 👨🎓 Regular guest girl.
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There has been some interesting stuff at this apartment,just that I haven't had chance to post anything. Top tip, keep an eye on the bathroom stuff usually kicks off in there first.
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Friends of Ary & George and this apartment is a mirror of them,hours of sitting around smoking. If you watch this apartment for any period of time you start to wheeze.
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Oh FFS! The Department of Names have really excelled themselves this time. 🤡
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New couple and Ina & Jonas came over for a party. Fiona joined later. Eventually it all moved to the bedroom. Things started to get interesting when the booze hit Mel like a sledgehammer,and as we have seen on so many occasions she got belligerent towards Serg. Drunken hysteria & tears followed and as usual Serg & Mel end up in the shower arguing,Serg trying fight fires again. That was enough for the new couple they left sharpish. No idea where Fiona went? Ina & Jonas have seen this shit before, so they took their time before leaving. Mel had probably fallen asleep on the shower room floor, Serg didn't care,embarrassed yet again.He spent his time playing with the Cat. I was going to post pics,but I refuse to give my support to this shit show.This was one of my favourite apartments. Not anymore.
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Absolutely agree with that.But unfortunately there are dickheads in all walks of life. I know that previous Mods got frustrated with the system of not being able to take any form of action against miscreants. There is no point in being a Mod if you have do no have the capacity to warn,silence or ban. But there should be no need for Mods. The Chat used to effectively police itself quite well. I keep hearing the same comments about the Chat which causes me concern. These grumbles have rumbled on for way too long now,and I have no idea what the answer is? If it has become a toxic,unfriendly part of the forum for most members,then close it. Or take it down for a while so the forum can have a reset. Our membership can give their heads a wobble and consider if they are part of the problem or the solution.
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Part 2/2 That white chair & the cushion on the back of the sofa, will prove to be a pain in the ass. Glass cup broken,carry on. Get over here! And where are Alisa & Stiffy? Touch but nothing more. Guest girl gets a protein supplement. It's ok,we didn't watch. Alex seeks permission. Alisa & Stiffy clear up the glass as the group carry on. OMG will they ever stop!? 😍 Alex bloke goes to shower. Someone called time! I bet Serg & Mel wish they had those sort of viewer numbers.
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Fair warning,huge post,split into two parts. 1/2 I suppose when Alisa said it was ok for Alexandra & friends over for a party she thought it was a good idea. Good for viewer numbers etc. Guests not sure? Discussion. Stiffy showed up? Guest girl having second thoughts? Alex to the rescue! Hi there ! We'd better get back to the party. Cheeky. Every time Alex's bloke went for a smoke,this guy helped himself.
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Second Half,no team changes following a dominant first half by Nina. The word I'm looking for? Spent. N checks she hasn't killed K. 😘 😍 🥰
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First Half. I don't know if I missed a memo or what,but is it Kira's birthday? Sure looked like it. Cat not sure about this swishy-slappy thing? Second opinion needed. 'I dunno?' Go get some refreshment & come back.
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Offline again? Is this due to technical reasons/maintenance again. Or are the youth club or the sleeze bags using it for a private party? Cynical,moi? 🤔
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They probably need to fumigate the last place. The new place won't need any wardrobe space as she stores all her clothes on the floor.
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In my opinion that needs to change,and that thorny subject has been raised numerous times. The Chat room, Shoutbox (whatever) was always the focal point of this forum,and that needs to return. It is time for members to step up and get involved in the Open Chat on any subject. I just hope some folks will remember the rules we used to have for the chat which revolved around,community,civility and manners. Such as,greet the room when you enter,to let folks know you are there.Same for when you leave,say goodbye. Have a debate,agree to disagree,do not get involved in arguments, mud slinging matches,name calling,cliques etc. If you have problem with someone, ( a beef-ting) take it to PM and get it sorted. Namaste.🙏
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This made me laugh. Nina is showing Kira a video of a musical production. The male singer hits all of the wrong notes at the same time. Nina's facial critique says it all. 🤣
