mikeusa

My Wife and I Are Really In Sync If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to fucking leave.

A Problemic Polemic Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?

Little Johnny's Stork Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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bye angelika have fun back at home

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Sex Without Involvement I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

Professor's Mistake A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband that says, "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me." He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't you wait up for me."

Little Johnny's Halloween Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?" "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny. "Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted. "No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."

Kirsty ass will all ways look good

smith having some fun with his kitty lol

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you want eat her shit..........I see same one has a poop fetish

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I have not watch b2 lately but all 4 ladies are cute don't care if there boring

Relationships and A.A. Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man

Meant for Me I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.