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A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes. The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you've got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we're all full.” “Aw, please I really need some poon tang!” And the owner awnswers, “Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom.” “Whatever,” the man answers quickly and races upstairs. A few hours later the man comes down and says ''Wow, that was great. She didn't even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?” And the owner answers, “Respect for the dead.”

Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. "Cover me. I'm going in."

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days

well she has real friends like Ilona and tim yana and ricky her fake friends are regina and sher

leora jill off the guest room and on the sofa thank you leora

booffer69 I agree with that scotsman84 you also forgot she loves her laptop too

here a old pic of Ilona when she was in b1 (Image Content No Longer Available)

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lana looking good (Image Content No Longer Available)

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linda is a hottie

there to much drama between renata and tereza

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we all would love to see linda use that pole

tereza lift the apartment ... renata got in the argument with regina and sher whatever it was about I going to hope a big cat fight would happen soon

zoya is leaving I'm going to miss seeing her jilling off I'm going to miss seeing taboo well here same pic for you guys enjoy them good bye zoya p.s. here same of taboo also (Some Images are No longer Accessible)

I see irina has her boyfriend over in her bed I take it he saying the night

yana and ricky was over with there friend renata there was dancing and drinking..

yeah lets get rid of b1 and b2 so the chat box can stop talking about b1 and b2 all they do in the chat box is make shit up or they think they know what goes on in both apartments or saying that this girl is jealous of the others wtf hay guys do you know what you call people who say the same thing over and over again you call them insane http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=insanity

renata came back from whatever she was doing then she started to talking about sex and porn to regina and sher then they started to watch straight porn then after that it was lesbian porn then they started massage each other with oil then kissing here and there then it anding in a shower finger fucking licking pussy but it was renata who seduce them both btw I do not care if it was scripting or stage