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Capeguy

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  1. 1 minute ago, Lisa said:

    Yes. Love that. :P

    Would you do a skydive nude?

    As an aside here, many years ago I was driving back to college after break. Almost no traffic and the car in front of me was driving erratically for several miles. The driver was not paying much attention and suddenly slammed on his breaks just before he ran into the back of a semi-trailer. Suddenly this girls head pops up next to the steering wheel. I can only guess he almost got them killed while she was doing exactly that. Thanks Lisa.

  2. A young teenager and his girlfriend decide to go parking after a date. They find a dead-end road, go all the way to the end and pull over to the side and start kissing. They are so into what they are doing they fail to notice a pair of headlights coming down the road. Turns out there was a water pumping station at the end of the road which the police routinely check while on patrol. The pair are interrupted from their activities as a flashlight beam shines into the car and there is a rap on the driver's window.

    Fortunately they were only kissing with nothing exposed. They straighten up and roll down the driver side window. The officer asks the boy for his driver's license. As he shines the light into the passenger side he realizes the girl looks familiar. He yells over to his partner Karen and says ' Hey Karen, I think I know why you have been unable to get ahold of your daughter Sandy'! 

    Needless to say, this was their last date.

    BTW - this was a true life experience and it only got worse after that.

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