Max 2017

Joy Division.

Heffer

Lake Dead

Togo

David Haye.

Forge.

Florence + the Machine.

Tinkertoy.

Mia Malkova.

Xinjiang Tianshan Leopard.

There were two blondes and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and try and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered, "No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist look straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.

A drunk walks into a bar and says the drinks are on me for everyone all night. When the nights over the bar man asks for the money and the drunk says he got none so the bar man takes him outside and beats the shit out of him. The next night the drunk walks in again and says drinks are on me but not for the bar man he gets angry when he's drunk.

Are you doing Dry January?

Lindsay Dawn McKenzie

Turkey.

Qatar SC.

Umpire.

Xtro 3: Watch the Skies.

Unrest.

Seen her doing a show with Stephan's sister but don't do anything as she sees her like a sister too. lol

Selena Gomez

A lot of replies on this topic lol

Hungary.

Audio Bullys.