Shadow V
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Afghanistan
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On 10/01/2018 at 2:26 PM, Capeguy said:
Tattoos on women: turn off if really large, smaller are ok.
Piercings: turn on or turn off?
Turn-on
Love shopping or hate shopping?
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Agree been a few that have been repeated
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Ryan Reynolds.
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Italy.
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On 05/01/2018 at 3:33 PM, Conor said:
Hard choice but Hillary.
Locked in a box with snakes or box with spiders?
Box with spiders.
Tattoos turn-on or turn-off?
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On 07/01/2018 at 7:55 PM, Scotsman84 said:
No.
Have you had sex in 2018?
Yes.
Did you have good Christmas and New Year?
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Good Luck Chuck.
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Ethiopia.
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Baffled.
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Hugh Jackman.
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Johnny Castle
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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. (Whew! Got away with that one!)
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said. "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, crap." cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
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On 2018-01-07 at 3:04 PM, Scotsman84 said:
LOL.
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That is brilliant
but poor Eric. Pmsl
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Wisdom.
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Qatar
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Rose.
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Seann William Scott.
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JLS.
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Virtual Sexuality.
Have You Ever.........?
in World Outside
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Yes very hot
Ever thought about someone else while having sex with a partner?